Too FAT for Hooters?

[BDBohnzie]

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.