Griffin Out For Undetermined Time, It's Cousins Time

[KI Skins Fan]

Dear Coach Gruden:

I've been reading this thread on The Warpath and I regret to inform you that I learned there is absolutely nothing you can do to improve the quarterbacks on your team.

I was told by some guy from Wenatchee Falls that RGIII can never again be healthy nor can he ever learn to play QB at the pro level.

Also, this kid from Kalamazoo informed me that Kirk Cousins has peaked as a QB and he can never get any better than he is right now.

Based on these observations from actual football fans, I recommend that you give up on both Griffin and Cousins. You can, at least, save some money by eliminating all of your medical, rehabilitation, training, and coaching staffs. All of these support people are useless to you now that the fates of these young QB's have been determined by a couple of guys who post on a message board.

I'm sorry I had to deliver this bad news but I thought you needed to know that your QB situation is hopeless before you invest any more time, effort, and money on these losers.

Your friend,

KI