TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06

[Riggo44]

Two more and I'm done.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

The statement to follow is false:
the statement before this is true. Which one is right?

Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name?
If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total.