F... people at the gym

[GMScud]

My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical. Girls go in there looking like they spent an hour on their hair and make up, and guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch. We're at the gym people!! Gainesville Health and Fitness is actually jokingly called "Gainesville Hair and Fashion" by a bunch of us non-gel wearing, non-cologne spraying normal folks.

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!