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Old 12-11-2007, 11:23 PM   #1
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Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

He O.D. on his on energy bars!!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:37 PM   #2
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Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

The product description is too funny.

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This chocolate energy bar is made for EVERYONE and not just those extremely bulky bald headed men that pull trains and planes in Australia for "Worlds Strongest Man" competitions and bench press 400lbs in Gold's Gym, or wear gold panties and come out very oiled and flex their backs and butts as hard as possible to win a gold statue (that is also flexing its back and butt). We believe you could eat real good, get great vitamins and calcium, a smack of energy, and still have chocolate stained lips and fingertips to signify your satisfaction after eating a couple of these bars in such a rush because we are yet to meet anyone that had only one bar at a time. YES! They are that good! BUY IT AND TRY IT!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:44 PM   #3
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Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:57 PM   #4
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Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!
Smoot doesn't need a proofreader. He IS the proofreader.
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