More Steelers trouble

[Monkeydad]

Uh oh...

Steelers' Safety Troy Polamalu Involved in Strange Sexual Assault Case
Post-Gazette.com
March 31, 2010


In the wake of many legal issues for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the past few weeks, more trouble has sprung up, but this time, it's not the Steelers player who is being accused. In this strange case, he's the accuser.

The owner of a prominent Washington Redskins online forum, The Warpath has been named in a police report filed with the Latrobe, PA police department. The complaint was filed by the Pittsburgh Steelers' Troy Polamalu and accuses the website owner of sexual harassment and sexual assault. According to Polamalu, on Tuesday March 30, he had gone back to his hotel room after leaving the team's workout sessions at nearby St. Vincent College in Latrobe. When he walked into the rear door to sneak up the stairwell instead of going through the main lobby and attracting attention after a long work day, he was met by the unnamed man, wearing a Hunter Smith #3 Redskins jersey. Polamalu assumed it was an autograph seeker and although tired, greeted the "fan" with a smile and offered to sign something for him. The man instead began approaching Polamalu and made some lewd comments about the desire to pull the Safety's luxurious hair up in his hotel room. Troy began walking up the stairwell, away from the man and uttered "I don't need this right now." The accused then made a statement along the lines of "Oh but you're getting it anyways." and grabbed the football players' posterior. Polamalu slapped the man's hand away and proceeded to his room to call security. This small hotel in rural Latrobe did not an on-duty security guard, so local authorities were called and a report was filed.

A search for the accused is being conducted and his website, The Warpath: Redskins Fan Site is being monitored by the FBI. Once his identity and location are confirmed, he will be detained for questioning.

Anyone who has any information on the whereabouts of the accused are to contact the Latrobe Police Department at (724) 537-5526.

Wow, this was post #6666 for me.

[tryfuhl]

wow.. lol

[BigHairedAristocrat]

Well, i guess the crazies will all know his phone number and address now.

[Lotus]

Matty! Say it ain't so!

[MTK]

I don't own this place anymore...

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I don't own this place anymore...

You did on March 30th!

Where were you that day?

[MTK]

This new deal has been in place for a few weeks now... part of the reason I'm going on vacation soon. cha-ching

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I don't own this place anymore...

Now we know why!

Originally Posted by Mattyk

This new deal has been in place for a few weeks now... part of the reason I'm going on vacation soon. cha-ching

On the run, eh? Hope they don't get Dog The Bounty Hunter on you. P90X won't matter if his wife gets a hold of you.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Buster

Now we know why!

lol

matty's on the run and grabbing ass on his way out

[firstdown]

(724) 537-5526. That number actually goes to the city of Latrobe.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by firstdown

(724) 537-5526. That number actually goes to the city of Latrobe.

Why would the paper put a fake police # in the story? The article isn't even dated for today anyways...

[SirClintonPortis]

Lol, I took the bait.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

Lol, I took the bait.

What, you called the police?

[SkinsfanNTX]

april fools on us.

[SirClintonPortis]

Originally Posted by Buster

What, you called the police?

I suffer from a severe case of shyness.