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understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

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Old 08-16-2010, 09:11 AM   #11
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Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

BTW, I was just kidding mredskins.

I thought that this was appropriate.


Man comes into a bank wearing a ski mask.
He goes up to the counter, takes out a gun, points it at the teller and says, “This is a robbery”.
She quietly says, “Sir, this isn’t a regular bank. This is a sperm bank.”
“Just do what I tell you. Grab one of those bottles behind you.”
“Sir, those are bottles of sperm!”
He points his gun at her, “Pick it up and drink it.”
She has no choice so she takes off the cap and drinks the sperm.
The gunman looks at her, pulls off his mask and it’s her husband, “Now, was that so difficult…!”
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