What's your pet peeve?

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

Skinny Jeans for dudes.

But not just Skinny jeans, the bammas that buy the jeans that are short enough for my 2 year old son to wear but,...but,....get this. You pull the jeans BELOW your ass cheek so that I can marvel at the pattern of your boxer shorts so that the pants leg has the POTENTIAL of hitting your shoes. And then they wear a belt, a BELT. To tighten the pants around your THIGH ? How incomfortable must that be ? Not to mention you wear a shirt that's tighter than a bra.......but no. You don't want that to happen so you CUFF the goddamn pants up so I can see your socks. WEAR SOME FREAKING SHORTS DICKHEAD !!!! ****

I swear these kids today. I mean I don't wear tight jeans, and I like my jeans to have some room BUT they sag enough where if I didn't have a belt on they would sit, not fall below my waist. If you don't want the jeans constricting you buy a different pair. I saw this guy on the train I shit you not. I saw a guy who was bigger than me that had on shorts that my 110 lb wife could fit and had them pulled down and the still JUST hit mid thigh. WTF ????

There are certain fads and styles that my son juuuuuuust won't be getting with when he gets older.

Plus, why when I go to buy jeans now it's a 80/20 Skinny Jean to everyother kind you can find ratio ?

**** YOU LIL WAYNE !!!!!! Thanks alot you douche

hell yeah.. had a rant about the sagging/cuffing skinny jeans shit the other day

f wayne and f jim jones for ever wearing them to begin with

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

I see this couple with a S-load of stuff and they walk to one of those cars and I stopped and looked at my wife and she instantly told me to shut up. .

lol get told to shutup before I have the chance to say anything almost every time I'm in public (casually in public anyways)

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

[firstdown]

How about people who buy a house on a golf course and complain about golf balls in there yard. I just wrote condo policy for this guy and while talking to him I realized he purchase the condo about 200 yrds down on the right that everyone hits. The good news is he does not play golf and he has a 5 gallon buck full of balls he is going to give to me.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

lol maybe it was your sub conscious saying something lol j/k, but the weird part was she slept through me screaming in pain and had the nerve to ask me why I was walking weird the next day.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Angry

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

Good to know.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is epic.

[SmootSmack]

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!"

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

I've never done that, but I've been on the receiving end of it. I was sound asleep and I guess my wife turned over quickly in her sleep and her forearm came down hard right on the bridge of my nose. It was the equivalent of getting woke (awakened, waked??) up by a punch to the face. I was seeing stars man. I was NOT happy. Even though I know she didn't mean, I was still pissed. hahaha.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is an awesome story.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Buster

That is an awesome story.

Best one in the thread.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!"

That is some crazy shit. WTF is wrong with him? He should have his junk cut off.