32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty)

Jamaican'Skin · 11-23-2004, 09:23 AM

Happy Birthday

SmootSmack · 11-23-2004, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 4TH RING

Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating

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Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ?

PREACH ON BROTHER!!!

Coming soon....Can I get an Amen!!!

Redskins_P · 11-23-2004, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by smootsmack

32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty!

And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.

Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"

And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"

And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"

He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"

And that is the story of the birth of Matty

Happy Birthday M-Dog!

"The Passion of Mattias"

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 11-23-2004, 09:48 AM

Happy B-day Matty!

Gmanc711 · 11-23-2004, 10:27 AM

Matty, its hard to belive that two great people such as you and myself, strike the world within three calander days...

BrudLee · 11-23-2004, 10:28 AM

Happy birthday, bro.

Riggo44 · 11-23-2004, 10:41 AM

Happy B-Day Matty72!

I loved your sermon smootsmack.

Hallelujah!

skinsfanthru&thru · 11-23-2004, 10:50 AM

happy b-day matty and keep up the incredible work.

JWsleep · 11-23-2004, 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday, Matty! You rule!!!! Don't get too drunk!

jbcjr14 · 11-23-2004, 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday Matty! It's a bitch to get old. Keep up the good work.

MTK · 11-23-2004, 11:56 AM

No drinks for me tonight, just 3 hours of HR management!

I can't wait.

RedskinRat · 11-23-2004, 11:59 AM

Bet you can't blow out all the candles in one go.

backrow · 11-23-2004, 12:29 PM

You young guns!

I've got socks in my drawer older than you! At least you were born in the right month!

This reminds me. I need to schedule my proctological exam!

skinsguy · 11-23-2004, 12:51 PM

Happy Birthday Matty you old fart! Hahaha! Hey, I'm not too far behind you! ;-P

SmootSmack · 11-23-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

No drinks for me tonight, just 3 hours of HR management!

I can't wait.

As the humble servant moderator that I am, I will take it upon myself to go out and drink on your behalf

11-23-2004, 10:27 AM	#20
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Matty, its hard to belive that two great people such as you and myself, strike the world within three calander days... __________________ #21

11-23-2004, 10:28 AM	#21
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Happy birthday, bro. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

11-23-2004, 10:41 AM	#22
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Happy B-Day Matty72! I loved your sermon smootsmack. Hallelujah! __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

11-23-2004, 11:41 AM	#24
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 56 Posts: 4,719	Happy Birthday, Matty! You rule!!!! Don't get too drunk! __________________ Hail from Houston!

11-23-2004, 11:41 AM	#25
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,015	Happy Birthday Matty! It's a bitch to get old. Keep up the good work. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

11-23-2004, 09:23 AM	#16
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Happy Birthday

11-23-2004, 09:48 AM	#19
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 8,317	Happy B-day Matty!

11-23-2004, 10:50 AM	#23
skinsfanthru&thru Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 45 Posts: 3,814	happy b-day matty and keep up the incredible work.

11-23-2004, 11:56 AM	#26
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,832	No drinks for me tonight, just 3 hours of HR management! I can't wait.

11-23-2004, 11:59 AM	#27
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Bet you can't blow out all the candles in one go.

11-23-2004, 12:29 PM	#28
backrow The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 36.28 x 76.22 Age: 73 Posts: 1,812	Young Guns! You young guns! I've got socks in my drawer older than you! At least you were born in the right month! This reminds me. I need to schedule my proctological exam! __________________ '37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!

11-23-2004, 12:51 PM	#29
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Happy Birthday Matty you old fart! Hahaha! Hey, I'm not too far behind you! ;-P

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