Snyder's Possible Head Coach Smokescreen

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by Redskin Warrior

I've come to face the music this thread made better sense to me while I was on cloud 9. Now after reading it again day after it was one of those it didn't come out the way it was suppose too. I never saw that youtube until now that was basicially what I was thinking, but nonetheless I put myself out there to get hammered and it was well deserved.

We're just messing with you.
I doubt that Snyder hired Zorn just to buy a year until Cowher was ready for a couple of reasons.
1) Snyder is actually a fan of the team and I think he wants to see them do well, even if that means hiring a complete nobody who just happens to know how to win in the NFL.
2) If he did want Cowher next year wouldn't it make more sense to hire a short term coach who's ideas and schemes match Cowhers more closely? Why go from Al Saunders offense, to the West Coast, then back to a power running game/ball control scheme? If you did that you'd not only be throwing away this year, but you'd likely be throwing away the first year under Cowher while he gets everything in place.
3) Who's to say Cowher would actually come here next year, especially after it becomes clear that Snyder just goes through head coaches like they're nothing. (this one is hypothetical, assuming that Snyder were to fire Zorn after a year)
4) WWRAD? (What Would Rick Astley Do?)

[redskinsskickazz]

i think they hired zorn as the offensive coordinator because they were absolutely blown away in the interview but it was just too risky to make him a head coach because he had no experience as a coordinator.
when there continued search yielded no candidates that impressed them they said in laymens terms what the hell lets give him a shot at the top spot.
if they had hired a top candidate and failed it would have just been a failed attempt and they would have moved on, but with zorn if he had failed miserably it would have been another snyder mistake and snyders image with the media and fans would have taken another hit, and I believe that snyder is at least a little worried about having an al davis type image with the fans and media which i believe made him a little gun shy in pulling the trigger on a coach that impressed him very much.

[Monkeydad]

Wow. I've heard of tinfoil hats, but never saw a tinfoil football helmet before.

Don't be loony. Leave that to the Oakland fans.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by davy

$15 million is a lot to pay for a smoke screen.

True. If he wanted a fill-in, he could've picked up any of us for $50,000.

[MonkFan4Life]

Originally Posted by Redskin Warrior

I've come to face the music this thread made better sense to me while I was on cloud 9. Now after reading it again day after it was one of those it didn't come out the way it was suppose too. I never saw that youtube until now that was basicially what I was thinking, but nonetheless I put myself out there to get hammered and it was well deserved.

I can't mess with that !

[redskinsskickazz]

Originally Posted by Buster

Wow. I've heard of tinfoil hats, but never saw a tinfoil football helmet before.

Don't be loony. Leave that to the Oakland fans.

you didnt qoute me but you did say oakland fans so i am curious if this is in response to my post and more specifically my al davis comment.

if so why do you think they didnt give him the head coaching position right away, I meen if he impressed them why not and if he didnt impress them why did they offer it to him.
i suppose its possible they wanted somebody to fail but like somebody else said 15 million is a lot for a seat warmer plus i dont think that snyder would play a game like that.
If he really wanted cowher i think he would have gotten him this year or moved on to another candidate.

[htownskinfan]

Originally Posted by Smooter

Damn I can't go anywhere without getting that shit.

sorry guys,I hadnt pulled that on anybody before but i thought the situation called for it

[Schneed10]

Can I get a RETARDED THREAD please?

Oh, wait, here's one!

RETARDED THREAD!!!

[Redskins_P]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Can I get a RETARDED THREAD please?

Oh, wait, here's one!

RETARDED THREAD!!!

I was waiting for that....good call Schneed

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by redskinsskickazz

you didnt qoute me but you did say oakland fans so i am curious if this is in response to my post and blah blah blah

No. Calm down!

[redskinsskickazz]

Originally Posted by Buster

No. Calm down!

calm down?

i wasnt angry i was just curious and blah blah blah.

[LandrySlice]

Zorn is not leaving town unless there is a major breakdown, possibly loosing to the Rams and Lions! Impossible!

[NYCskinfan82]

I think your thinking to deep.

[53Fan]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I think Snyder hired Zorn because that's who Jimm Fassel wanted. But then when it leaked out and the fans were on the verge of a massive riot which would have ended with the beheading of Snyder he knew he needed to look else where. I don't think he had any intention of looking in house until Zorn kicked in his door one morning and said to Danny, ""We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see" And the rest, my friends, is history. Now, thank you to JGisLordOfTheRings for 'letting' me steal your bit. Thanks to htownskinfan for reminding me of said bit (and my great idea for a Halloween custom that no one will get). And thanks to Redskin Warrior who taught me that all my English teachers were wrong - paragraphs are for suckers and commies!

Yeah, my thoughts EXACTLY. :confused:

[SmootSmack]

I suppose this thread should be locked at some point