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11-08-2006, 01:19 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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 Damn, I love poop humor! I need help.
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11-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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 I must admit, I'm an "Out of the closet pooper" ... I just don't care. Although, I do employ the "Courtesy flush" and the "Camo-cough" strategies.
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11-08-2006, 01:23 PM
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Wildcard Bitches
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bethesda, MD
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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11-08-2006, 01:26 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.
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11-08-2006, 01:27 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
I died laughing....
Fly By Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
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11-08-2006, 01:29 PM
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Wildcard Bitches
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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You've got to use the total door hold with the ladies.
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11-08-2006, 01:31 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?
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11-08-2006, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
Flip-offs to all men are fine but not to ladies, especially older women or, of course, women with baby strollers.
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11-08-2006, 01:40 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too... There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.
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11-08-2006, 01:47 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
Yeah, I hate that, but I'll hold it for as long as people are coming through until the first person doesn't say thank you.
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11-08-2006, 02:15 PM
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11-08-2006, 02:27 PM
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Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
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It's either that, or because my priest touched me. 
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11-08-2006, 02:30 PM
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
OK, so I have another bathroom story for the guys. I'm up in the aforementioned private stall (the one a few pages back) and it JUST so happens that nature calls RIGHT between class changes here. So, I'm sitting down, waiting for nature to get out of my body and at least 4 students come in on separate occassions. One of them turns right around as he should, ANOTHER did that shit where he looks OVER the fucking stall, the next stands there for a couple minutes acting like he's blowing his nose and the LAST ONE actually stands there, doing that obnoxious, "Will you hurry up?!" yawn and starting making weird noises and shit. So I told him out loud, "The longer you hang around, the longer this is going to take."
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11-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
yeah, i'm one of those doormen who seems to always be holding the door open for 3 minutes or 30 people, which ever comes first...
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11-08-2006, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk
anyone know anything about the hover technique? i never heard of it until recently at work. i think its used by women, only
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