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08-22-2007, 02:21 PM
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Re: I Bet I'm The Only One Here...
Got pulled over for DWI in high school, cuffed and taken to the police station but got let off because the cop knew my parents. The kicker was I was drunk on a bottle of vintage irish whiskey I snatched from my parents' closet.
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08-22-2007, 02:23 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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He probably let you off because he knew it was high quality liquor.
If you were wasted on Colt .45 he wouldn't have been so nice.
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08-22-2007, 06:53 PM
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08-24-2007, 09:56 AM
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08-24-2007, 12:15 PM
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Re: I Bet I'm The Only One Here...
I bet I'm the only that had a gun aimed at them with intent to kill and the gun misfired. I used up all nine of my lives with that one.
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08-24-2007, 12:18 PM
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08-24-2007, 12:19 PM
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08-22-2007, 02:31 PM
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I've met 3/5 of the Dave Matthews Band.
The only two I didn't were the ones that I really wanted to meet, Dave and Carter. |
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08-22-2007, 02:34 PM
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who lived in Iceland for 2 and a half years.
who danced and sang rocky mountain high on a table with the Brazilian National Soccer team during Oktoberfest in Munich Germany. who puked his guts out an hour and a half after said table dancing...
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08-22-2007, 02:40 PM
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08-22-2007, 02:49 PM
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08-22-2007, 02:54 PM
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I drank 21 7% cane toad beers in and 1 1/2 hr’s to set a new record at the Cane Toad brewing company in Sanctuary Cove Australia in 95’.The old record had been 17 set by some Kiwi rugby players. The next day they removed the New Zealand flag and put a US flag in a glass case they had for everyone to see on the tour of the brewery. I puked and almost fell out of the golf cart while the owner of the brewery was driving me home. But I did it.
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08-22-2007, 03:16 PM
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08-22-2007, 03:25 PM
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That has hit a home run off Tom Glavine. (wiffle ball)
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08-22-2007, 05:04 PM
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I just want to make sure everyone here is aware I'm joking, and haven't chosen the good ole' Warpath to have a sexual abuse breakthrough.
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