Official Request...

[jbcjr14]

I am requesting a new Topic in the Parking Lot....

The f.... thread. It can be anything and everything, don't really f it, just talk about f'ing it.

[MTK]

F Yeah!

[mooby]

Hey Matty, what about a Butt Thread? Where we can showcase the derriere's of fine young ladies from around the world?

[jbcjr14]

Matty - set it up I have a couple f's I gotta get off my chest!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

This has been a topic of conversation between Matty and I before, but I want to send a big F to the girl in the Civic who passed me this morning. No Matty, she wasn't driving a Jetta but she DID have those stupid ass leis in her rear-view and the huge Jackie-O "slut" glasses on.

She flies around me, cuts me off and then slams on her brakes and turns in front of me to where I almost run into the back of her. Bitch.

[MTK]

How about a shoutout to all the chicken heads at the office, once we get a hint of warm weather they're all flip-flopping around the office with stupid sandals, flip-flops, and any other sort of super noisy shoe that you can hear coming from a mile away!

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by mooby

Hey Matty, what about a Butt Thread? Where we can showcase the derriere's of fine young ladies from around the world?

I SECOND THAT MOTION

[MTK]

No butt threads here, we're a family friendly site.

Honestly though, I think it kinda trashes things up a bit. Everyone knows where to find that stuff if you want it, no need to have it here too.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

How about a shoutout to all the chicken heads at the office, once we get a hint of warm weather they're all flip-flopping around the office with stupid sandals, flip-flops, and any other sort of super noisy shoe that you can hear coming from a mile away!

Chickehead or not, I enjoy the eye-candy once the weather starts getting warm. I promise to take a picture out of my office once it really gets warm, you'll be SHOCKED to see how many silly slutty girls actually LAY in the grassy area in their bikinis. Like this is RIGHT in front of the academic buildings.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Chickehead or not, I enjoy the eye-candy once the weather starts getting warm. I promise to take a picture out of my office once it really gets warm, you'll be SHOCKED to see how many silly slutty girls actually LAY in the grassy area in their bikinis. Like this is RIGHT in front of the academic buildings.

You say "silly sluty girls" like its a bad thing.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Well, I can't partake of silly slutty girls anymore, so yes, it IS a bad thing. I don't mind the view at all though. Of course everyone says this, but seriously where I work, there are no ugly girls.

[jdlea]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Well, I can't partake of silly slutty girls anymore, so yes, it IS a bad thing. I don't mind the view at all though. Of course everyone says this, but seriously where I work, there are no ugly girls.

I know you're married/will be soon, but not being able to partake in silly slutty girls would definitely make me a sad panda...

That's just me, not a shot at marriage in any way.

[jbcjr14]

Sooooo Matty, are we going to get a special F.... Forum? Or we just need to make f posts in this parking lot forum?

[MTK]

Originally Posted by jbcjr14

Sooooo Matty, are we going to get a special F.... Forum?

F No!

Or we just need to make f posts in this parking lot forum?

F Yeah!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by jdlea

I know you're married/will be soon, but not being able to partake in silly slutty girls would definitely make me a sad panda...

That's just me, not a shot at marriage in any way.

HAHA, sad panda. I had my share of debauchery back in my single days (and much during my relationship [even though much tamer and on the moral side]). My last chance for debauchery will be MalcolmFest 2007, my bachelor party.