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Old 08-04-2006, 02:07 PM   #1
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Re: Where in the hell is....

Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:24 PM   #2
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Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.

What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:39 PM   #3
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What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.
Don't forget the "marbling".
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:48 PM   #4
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there was none of that stuff. It was just a stinky mess. I even offended myself with it.
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$20 says Macho Man beats someone up in that house, and my money's on him decking Phil Hellmuth.

And AMD...dude. until you're ready, one must limit their bean intake to one meal a day...2 meals is overkill, especially if you get black beans at Chipotle.
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I figure I'd dig this one up....so where in the hell is PWND these days?
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Old 07-02-2007, 04:55 PM   #7
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I figure I'd dig this one up....so where in the hell is PWND these days?
i might not always post, but im always watching...
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Old 07-02-2007, 05:05 PM   #8
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i might not always post, but im always watching...

I'm actually pretty nervous about what you know:0)
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I'm actually pretty nervous about what you know:0)
oh ive been here for the good times and the bad times. i know about everything thats happened. everything.
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Everything?
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:55 PM   #11
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Re: Where in the hell is....

I was reading it, and like.....wait, TMC is ....already.....married!
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:57 PM   #12
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This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?
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This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?

That one is out of my reach! Who was this joker?
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Old 07-02-2007, 04:03 PM   #14
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Old 07-02-2007, 04:10 PM   #15
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Where the hell is my girlfriend?
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