Lions' coach arrested for driving nude!

artmonkforhallofamein07 · 09-07-2006, 04:46 PM

WTF was this guy doing? Anybody..... very wierd.....lol

MightyJoeGibbs · 09-07-2006, 04:57 PM

Anybody ever get head while they were driving? I can tell you you feel like the man when you pull up at a redlight. I would give the nod wassup and smirk evily and maybe give my "Oh Face" but thats just me.

firstdown · 09-07-2006, 05:11 PM

I use to drive naked until I spilled my coffee!

That Guy · 09-07-2006, 05:21 PM

2-14 here they come!

RiggoRules · 09-07-2006, 05:35 PM

Look, this guy is gonna get off. Here is how it goes down....

He gets a jury trial. A bunch of Lions fans are gonna be on the jury. He has a very simple defense:

"I work for Matt Fucking Millan. If you did, you'd have a drinking problem too."

Instant not guilty verdict.

SmootSmack · 09-07-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RiggoRules

Look, this guy is gonna get off. Here is how it goes down....

"get off" "goes down"

Guess we know now why we was naked. Play on player!

Seriously though, he obviously has a problem and needs help before the Lions start calling him Koren

gibbsisgod · 09-07-2006, 05:58 PM

i wonder if he was driving a hummer.

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-08-2006, 07:52 AM

I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.

FRPLG · 09-08-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.

So you think that kid went to school the next day and was like "guess what I saw last night"

I'm guessing not.

MightyJoeGibbs · 09-08-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.

Well, I would expect the league to come down on him hard.(Please no jokes). If the players get arrested and cause all this trouble in the offseason and get fined and have supspensions, boys will be boys, but coaches should be the embodiment of respect to their franchise, they should drop the axe on him swiftly. He should be fired to show the city and team that this isnt a frat prank and if they value their city who wants like everyone else to win and get a Ring to be about it rather some disturbing pervert that should be locked up and return to his job. What if he was a pedophile ? He should be removed from football for his gayness.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-08-2006, 08:28 AM

And they don't even SELL hot dogs!

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-08-2006, 08:31 AM

I was trying to make some sort of dong joke but I'm too tired to think of anything.

gibbsisgod · 09-08-2006, 12:50 PM

too bad it wasn't the head coach ROD MARINELLI. Could you imagine the heckles he would have gotten on the sidelines?

mike340 · 09-08-2006, 04:37 PM

Well what do you expect?

It was during the exhibition season!

Bozzy · 09-09-2006, 12:51 AM

How could you drive nude and [I]not[I] be drunk? So he was driving nude and then at a later date, was driving just drunk.

Just wanted to clarify.

09-07-2006, 04:46 PM	#1
artmonkforhallofamein07 Pro Bowl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Charleston , SC Posts: 5,001	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! WTF was this guy doing? Anybody..... very wierd.....lol __________________ Just win.

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MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! Anybody ever get head while they were driving? I can tell you you feel like the man when you pull up at a redlight. I would give the nod wassup and smirk evily and maybe give my "Oh Face" but thats just me.

09-07-2006, 05:11 PM	#3
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 61 Posts: 15,817	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! I use to drive naked until I spilled my coffee!

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That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,620	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! 2-14 here they come!

09-07-2006, 05:35 PM	#5
RiggoRules Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 380	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! Look, this guy is gonna get off. Here is how it goes down.... He gets a jury trial. A bunch of Lions fans are gonna be on the jury. He has a very simple defense: "I work for Matt Fucking Millan. If you did, you'd have a drinking problem too." Instant not guilty verdict. __________________ *"Lighten up, Sandy Baby."*

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gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! i wonder if he was driving a hummer.

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

09-08-2006, 08:28 AM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! And they don't even SELL hot dogs! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! I was trying to make some sort of dong joke but I'm too tired to think of anything. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

09-08-2006, 12:50 PM	#13
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! too bad it wasn't the head coach ROD MARINELLI. Could you imagine the heckles he would have gotten on the sidelines?

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mike340 Special Teams Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 68 Posts: 322	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! Well what do you expect? It was during the exhibition season!

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Bozzy The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 45 Posts: 1,034	Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude! How could you drive nude and [I]not[I] be drunk? So he was driving nude and then at a later date, was driving just drunk. Just wanted to clarify.

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