TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06

Riggo44 · 09-29-2006, 06:13 PM

If god can create anything, and he can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift?

gibbsisgod · 09-29-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Riggo44

If god can create anything, and he can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift?

Whoa! Good luck with that one guys!

Riggo44 · 09-29-2006, 06:20 PM

Two more and I'm done.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

The statement to follow is false:
the statement before this is true. Which one is right?

Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name?
If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total.

gibbsisgod · 09-29-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Riggo44

Two more and I'm done.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

The statement to follow is false:
the statement before this is true. Which one is right?

Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name?
If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total.

alright, now you are just showing off

Riggo44 · 09-29-2006, 07:01 PM

Does the water ripple when a Duck farts?????

gibbsisgod · 09-29-2006, 07:36 PM

How many ?'s does Riggo44 get to ask?

hooskins · 09-30-2006, 01:07 PM

Why does TMC get his own special avatar???

gibbsisgod · 09-29-2006, 07:39 PM

Would I get labled as a sensitive bitch fan if I took offense to someone hijacking my thread?

12thMan · 09-29-2006, 08:48 PM

If Hess34 hasn't posted a pic, why 'n the hell should we believe he/she is a woman? Afterall, 12thMan didn't get away with it?

GTripp0012 · 09-30-2006, 01:14 AM

Which game on the upcoming schedule do you see as a statement game or must-win game?

Can the Burgundy Army win the war with nothing but rotating platoons of Weekly Tripps and TMC Chats?

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-02-2006, 09:28 AM

Hopefully I'm not too late.

1.) Could there have been more than 5 people in the history of mankind to beat Santana Moss in a foot-race through a defense? And I'm not just talking about football players, I mean anyone: ancient Greek warriors, Incan runners, crazy Aussies, anyone.

2.) Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony?

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-02-2006, 10:10 AM

HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'!

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-02-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'!

That's good enough, I was at home for a combined 14 minutes (not including while I was asleep) all weekend so I couldn't make the cut. Rats.

FRPLG · 10-02-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'!

When did you do the chat? You did it prematurely. I should have known you couldn't hold it.

12thMan · 10-02-2006, 10:15 AM

where's the link...I didn't know about?

09-29-2006, 06:13 PM	#1
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 If god can create anything, and he can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift? __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

09-29-2006, 06:20 PM	#3
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Two more and I'm done. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? The statement to follow is false: the statement before this is true. Which one is right? Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name? If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

09-29-2006, 07:01 PM	#5
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Does the water ripple when a Duck farts????? __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

09-29-2006, 07:36 PM	#6
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 How many ?'s does Riggo44 get to ask?

09-30-2006, 01:07 PM	#7
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 38 Posts: 8,606	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Why does TMC get his own special avatar??? __________________ Vacancy

09-29-2006, 07:39 PM	#8
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Would I get labled as a sensitive bitch fan if I took offense to someone hijacking my thread?

09-29-2006, 08:48 PM	#9
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 If Hess34 hasn't posted a pic, why 'n the hell should we believe he/she is a woman? Afterall, 12thMan didn't get away with it?

09-30-2006, 01:14 AM	#10
GTripp0012 Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Evanston, IL Age: 37 Posts: 15,994	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Which game on the upcoming schedule do you see as a statement game or must-win game? Can the Burgundy Army win the war with nothing but rotating platoons of Weekly Tripps and TMC Chats?

10-02-2006, 09:28 AM	#11
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 Hopefully I'm not too late. 1.) Could there have been more than 5 people in the history of mankind to beat Santana Moss in a foot-race through a defense? And I'm not just talking about football players, I mean anyone: ancient Greek warriors, Incan runners, crazy Aussies, anyone. 2.) Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

10-02-2006, 10:10 AM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2. My drumma'! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-02-2006, 10:15 AM	#15
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06 where's the link...I didn't know about?

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