Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

BrunellMVP? · 05-04-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by angryssg

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

brilliant.

GMScud · 05-03-2007, 08:34 PM

This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before.

GusFrerotte · 05-03-2007, 07:40 PM

He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 07:42 PM

I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."

Only works on high school chicks though! But because he tried out for the Skins he has a shot at Hessy now! HAHAHAHA.

GusFrerotte · 05-03-2007, 07:45 PM

Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 07:46 PM

He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

As long as he doesnt google my little sister with his hands down his pants!

bigm29 · 05-04-2007, 12:06 AM

Heres another douchebag:

jdlea · 05-04-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bigm29

Heres another douchebag:

The only thing that guy's missing is tucking in like the front 1/3 of his shirt to expose some obnoxious (gay) belt buckle

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 07:50 PM

Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

Niiiiicccccceeeee.

skinsfan_nn · 05-03-2007, 07:58 PM

Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsfan_nn

Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

No, he looks like the poster child of the Special Olympics.

05-03-2007, 08:34 PM	#3
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before. __________________ Tardy

05-03-2007, 07:40 PM	#4
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.

05-03-2007, 07:42 PM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14. What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license." __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 07:45 PM	#7
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?

05-03-2007, 07:46 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-04-2007, 12:06 AM	#10
bigm29 Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mt. Laurel, NJ Age: 37 Posts: 353	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Heres another douchebag: __________________ Hail Redskins!!!

05-03-2007, 07:50 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 07:58 PM	#14
skinsfan_nn Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 60 Posts: 4,495	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol He does look like a kicker, poor bastard. __________________ "There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68 THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

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