12ths Top 5 Warpathers

12thMan · 08-02-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I want to be Chris Cooley's workout shorts.

Who said you weren't

hagams · 08-03-2007, 06:47 AM

I just want to be the drunk guy with the beer helmet , the painted beer gut, and a broken foam finger.

BDBohnzie · 08-03-2007, 12:14 PM

Considering that theme was my ringtone for about a year, I'm all for it.

gibbsisgod · 08-03-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Considering that theme was my ringtone for about a year, I'm all for it.

Is that really true? If so, we are gonna have to have a long talk.

BDBohnzie · 08-03-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Is that really true? If so, we are gonna have to have a long talk.

Giggity, it's quite true. I'm not sure it was a whole year, but it was a long while. At first it was to piss people off, but quite frequenty people around me would start to dance when the phone rang. It was pretty funny...

And John Witherspoon is hilarious...

GTripp0012 · 08-03-2007, 12:53 PM

Getting employed from the comfort of my own home.

12thMan · 08-03-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GTripp0012

Getting employed from the comfort of my own home.

Gtripp, ummm....that's all you have to say?

Schneed10 · 08-03-2007, 01:11 PM

LOL This thread is great.

If Hess is the owner, I am so fired.

On a semi-serious note, I want to be the guy who tells it like it is. But if I'm intimidating, that's not what I want because that squashes discussion. I'll try to cool it on the harshness. Because while I want to call it how I see it, I want everyone else to call it how they see it too. After all, this place rules.

OK that was way too serious for this thread. CrazyCanuck is definitely Eric Shaffer. And as for the perfect match? TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls).

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-03-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

There's an older guy at my work who looks a little bit like Buges and he's a BIG fan of dirty jokes, etc. He uses the phrase "...drop my pants," at least once a week.

BigSKINBauer · 08-03-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL This thread is great.

If Hess is the owner, I am so fired.

On a semi-serious note, I want to be the guy who tells it like it is. But if I'm intimidating, that's not what I want because that squashes discussion. I'll try to cool it on the harshness. Because while I want to call it how I see it, I want everyone else to call it how they see it too. After all, this place rules.

OK that was way too serious for this thread. CrazyCanuck is definitely Eric Shaffer. And as for the perfect match? TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls).

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

Last year bugez signed a few autographs at training camp and he was flirting with an older later. He was just joking around but I had to stand through two senior citizens working it.

12thMan · 08-03-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL This thread is great.

If Hess is the owner, I am so fired.

On a semi-serious note, I want to be the guy who tells it like it is. But if I'm intimidating, that's not what I want because that squashes discussion. I'll try to cool it on the harshness. Because while I want to call it how I see it, I want everyone else to call it how they see it too. After all, this place rules.

OK that was way too serious for this thread. CrazyCanuck is definitely Eric Shaffer. And as for the perfect match? TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls).

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

You know I was going to work CrazyCanuck in there...and TMC somehow, but I was just trying to limit the individual shoutouts.

I'm glad no one's taking it too seriously. And yes, as Donald Trump would say, your ass is so fired!

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-03-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls).

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

BOO. I'm ONLY 25. When I'm 30, you can call me Bugel, but for now I'm just that creepy guy that hangs out at all the cheerleader practices.

Schneed10 · 08-03-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

BOO. I'm ONLY 25. When I'm 30, you can call me Bugel, but for now I'm just that creepy guy that hangs out at all the cheerleader practices.

You're married, like me. We're both still under 30, but by definition, marriage makes us old.

And nobody can fault you for liking a muffin ass!

SmootSmack · 08-03-2007, 01:43 PM

I'm thinking of resigning my Karl Swanson role so that Skinsguy, BrudLee, and I can play the Joey T, B-Mitch, Riggo roles of the "back in my day" guys

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-03-2007, 01:49 PM

I nominate Kidwell, Porterhouse, WeWhite, and DenimMonger to be the WP version of the Funky Four.

08-03-2007, 06:47 AM	#2
hagams Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Beaufort SC Age: 46 Posts: 933	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers I just want to be the drunk guy with the beer helmet , the painted beer gut, and a broken foam finger. __________________ We are always superbowl contenders in March!!! HTTR!!!!!!!!

08-03-2007, 12:14 PM	#3
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers Considering that theme was my ringtone for about a year, I'm all for it. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-03-2007, 12:53 PM	#6
GTripp0012 Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Evanston, IL Age: 37 Posts: 15,994	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers Getting employed from the comfort of my own home.

08-03-2007, 01:11 PM	#8
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 46 Posts: 12,458	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers LOL This thread is great. If Hess is the owner, I am so fired. On a semi-serious note, I want to be the guy who tells it like it is. But if I'm intimidating, that's not what I want because that squashes discussion. I'll try to cool it on the harshness. Because while I want to call it how I see it, I want everyone else to call it how they see it too. After all, this place rules. OK that was way too serious for this thread. CrazyCanuck is definitely Eric Shaffer. And as for the perfect match? TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls). Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

08-03-2007, 01:43 PM	#14
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers I'm thinking of resigning my Karl Swanson role so that Skinsguy, BrudLee, and I can play the Joey T, B-Mitch, Riggo roles of the "back in my day" guys __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-03-2007, 01:49 PM	#15
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: 12ths Top 5 Warpathers I nominate Kidwell, Porterhouse, WeWhite, and DenimMonger to be the WP version of the Funky Four. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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