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Old 03-25-2009, 07:41 AM   #1
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It sounds like she is feeling crowded (I have to ask, is it possible she is pregnant? if so, and it wasn't planned, she could be feeling cornered and scared about telling you- that could lead to the I don't need you type mentality)
If she's not pregnant, and this is new behavior, then something has changed and you should try and ask her to talk about it. if she doesn't then see Saden's advice
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Time to trade her in.
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:32 AM   #3
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I think she's jealous because you miss TAFKAS...but do you ever tell her you miss her?

Seriously though, the day I understand women is the day Buster votes for Hillary
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I'd start by asking her what's wrong, because it sounds like she's got something on her mind. Is she pregnant, losing her job, sick, anything major like that she's not telling you?

Take the interest to ask her what's wrong first. If the answer is nothing and she's still being a bitch, then bounce. There are other fish in the sea.
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I'd start by asking her what's wrong, because it sounds like she's got something on her mind. Is she pregnant, losing her job, sick, anything major like that she's not telling you?

Take the interest to ask her what's wrong first. If the answer is nothing and she's still being a bitch, then bounce. There are other fish in the sea.
Listen to the Schneed.

On the other hand though, if you're living together and have been dating for what like 3-4 years now, then maybe you need to ask yourself (and her) why isn't she comfortable talking to you about major issues. I mean it's not always easy, but still life isn't all fun and games always. And neither is love
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Listen to the Schneed.

On the other hand though, if you're living together and have been dating for what like 3-4 years now, then maybe you need to ask yourself (and her) why isn't she comfortable talking to you about major issues. I mean it's not always easy, but still life isn't all fun and games always. And neither is love
Both SS and Schneed bring good points to the table.
She could be thinking she's got 4 years invested in you........and no ring!
OR, she's trying to ditch you, and wants you to make the move.
Hope it works out for you Quake!
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Isn't quake dating DynamiteReaven?
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Remember though, once you do roll out, don't go back! You could find yourself in a situation like this.
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Ok most of you know that I live with my girlfriend and everything has been fine up until now. Now I know that women have their moods and everyone needs space once in a while but this is crazy. Everything I do now seems to piss her off. I took her car to get new tires and an oil change (something she never does) and she says "I don't need you to do anything for me" Ok then. That was 3 weeks ago, then today when I get home from work and say hey baby how are you she says "I didnt ask you to ask me how I am doing! WTF!!!! Ok maybe I am doing something wrong so I am asking the path for advice what should I do????
Since you didn't marry her yet (thank God), tell her to straighten up or she's kicked out.
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Um... it's seriously time to mix things up for her. Become distant and moody yourself. Start by waking up in the morning 2 hours earlier than usual for no reason and leaving the house. Just go sit at denny's or something and read the paper. When she asks, tell her you went running, but don't bother explaining why you don't have running clothes with you. When you get home, have flowers with you, but don't give them to her... give them to your dog. Go to great lengths to make sure she knows they're for the dog. If you don't have a dog or other pets, give them to your neighbor. Just someone she will see so you can rub it in her face. Start texting her mom seriously perverted pictures and off color jokes that get forwarded to you... preferably pictures of outrageously large penises. Include in the subject line "this is me " Start selling things at random without talking to her about it. IE: the television. Take it off the wall as she's watching a show, but do not explain to her what you are doing.

At this point, she's disparately trying to figure you out. You have her undivided attention and thoughts once again. She won't be able to resist you and she'll start choosing her battles a lot more carefully. It is now at this time you must finish her. Call her by her sister's name in bed. If she doesn't have a sister, us her mother or hot cousin, or best hot friend. Try not to let her squirm away (if you do this from behind, grab a handful of her hair first.. this is called the "rodeo f***"). Afterward tell her it really wasn't any good anyway and that she has a lot to learn. Suggest that your friends teach her and set up a "play date"

If she hasn't gotten the hint by that point that bitch is crazy. run.
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Um... it's seriously time to mix things up for her. Become distant and moody yourself. Start by waking up in the morning 2 hours earlier than usual for no reason and leaving the house. Just go sit at denny's or something and read the paper. When she asks, tell her you went running, but don't bother explaining why you don't have running clothes with you. When you get home, have flowers with you, but don't give them to her... give them to your dog. Go to great lengths to make sure she knows they're for the dog. If you don't have a dog or other pets, give them to your neighbor. Just someone she will see so you can rub it in her face. Start texting her mom seriously perverted pictures and off color jokes that get forwarded to you... preferably pictures of outrageously large penises. Include in the subject line "this is me " Start selling things at random without talking to her about it. IE: the television. Take it off the wall as she's watching a show, but do not explain to her what you are doing.

At this point, she's disparately trying to figure you out. You have her undivided attention and thoughts once again. She won't be able to resist you and she'll start choosing her battles a lot more carefully. It is now at this time you must finish her. Call her by her sister's name in bed. If she doesn't have a sister, us her mother or hot cousin, or best hot friend. Try not to let her squirm away (if you do this from behind, grab a handful of her hair first.. this is called the "rodeo f***"). Afterward tell her it really wasn't any good anyway and that she has a lot to learn. Suggest that your friends teach her and set up a "play date"

If she hasn't gotten the hint by that point that bitch is crazy. run.
Now THIS is a PLAN!!

It's so well rounded that is must be borne out of dilligence and experience. How many times have you perpetrated this scheme and do you think you'll ever "perfect" it?
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Um... it's seriously time to mix things up for her. Become distant and moody yourself. Start by waking up in the morning 2 hours earlier than usual for no reason and leaving the house. Just go sit at denny's or something and read the paper. When she asks, tell her you went running, but don't bother explaining why you don't have running clothes with you. When you get home, have flowers with you, but don't give them to her... give them to your dog. Go to great lengths to make sure she knows they're for the dog. If you don't have a dog or other pets, give them to your neighbor. Just someone she will see so you can rub it in her face. Start texting her mom seriously perverted pictures and off color jokes that get forwarded to you... preferably pictures of outrageously large penises. Include in the subject line "this is me " Start selling things at random without talking to her about it. IE: the television. Take it off the wall as she's watching a show, but do not explain to her what you are doing.

At this point, she's disparately trying to figure you out. You have her undivided attention and thoughts once again. She won't be able to resist you and she'll start choosing her battles a lot more carefully. It is now at this time you must finish her. Call her by her sister's name in bed. If she doesn't have a sister, us her mother or hot cousin, or best hot friend. Try not to let her squirm away (if you do this from behind, grab a handful of her hair first.. this is called the "rodeo f***"). Afterward tell her it really wasn't any good anyway and that she has a lot to learn. Suggest that your friends teach her and set up a "play date"

If she hasn't gotten the hint by that point that bitch is crazy. run.
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Um... it's seriously time to mix things up for her. Become distant and moody yourself.
OK, not to insult eternal enigma, I'm sure your comments were made with the best of intents, but this is not good advice quake. This will create more problems. You want to solve problems. Communication and honesty is always the key. When that is gone, the relationship is gone.
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Ok most of you know that I live with my girlfriend and everything has been fine up until now. Now I know that women have their moods and everyone needs space once in a while but this is crazy. Everything I do now seems to piss her off. I took her car to get new tires and an oil change (something she never does) and she says "I don't need you to do anything for me" Ok then. That was 3 weeks ago, then today when I get home from work and say hey baby how are you she says "I didnt ask you to ask me how I am doing! WTF!!!! Ok maybe I am doing something wrong so I am asking the path for advice what should I do????
Schneed's advice is direct and to the point and at the end of the day IMO your best bet. Problem is, whatever's bothering her has obviously been festering for a while and she's not communicating it to you (really doesn't matter what the issue is). This does not make for a solid long term relationship. I've been with my wife for over 10 years and married for 9 in May, she definitely has her moods and 'tudes, but I never have to go more than 24 hours to find out what's up. If you step up, try to talk with her about it, and you get a negative response, sad to say but it may be best to move on.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:20 PM   #15
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Broads are a dime a dozen. If you came home after work and she didn't have anything ready to eat then you should've dumped her then. Unless you like getting punked, there's no reason to accept that. There's no reason to for anyone to talk to each other like that in any relationship. That's just common.

I mean you were doing your part. You hooked up her chariot and she acts like that? If she isn't pregnant then kick her to the curb quick. Remember, it's your world. She's just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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