The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies

punch it in · 01-18-2013, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

What? Millions of dollars fix things? I had no idea. Im going to have to ask for a raise i guess.

punch it in · 01-18-2013, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

Odds are that there should be 4-5 in each locker room of the NFL.

So what are the odds in this forum. Lets snuff em out.
Kidding.
I could care less if the whole league sleeps with goats (not our goat because that would be weird), its the best sport in the world.

DynamiteRave · 01-18-2013, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

So what are the odds in this forum. Lets snuff em out.
Kidding.
I could care less if the whole league sleeps with goats (not our goat because that would be weird), its the best sport in the world.

I'll out myself. But I love everyone equally so I guess that doesn't count as gay.

Omg. No goat sleeping though. Speaking of Goats. Where's his 2 cents on this? It's okay I'll speak for him:

"Shanahan made up Te'o's girlfriend to tank his draft spot so he'd fall to us. We need to draft an ILB because ridiculous play calling by Kyle caused RG3 to blow out his knee and now we need to throw out the Shanaplan. It isn't working because I said so."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

Ruhskins · 01-18-2013, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I'll out myself. But I love everyone equally so I guess that doesn't count as gay.

Omg. No goat sleeping though. Speaking of Goats. Where's his 2 cents on this? It's okay I'll speak for him:

"Shanahan made up Te'o's girlfriend to tank his draft spot so he'd fall to us. We need to draft an ILB because ridiculous play calling by Kyle caused RG3 to blow out his knee and now we need to throw out the Shanaplan. It isn't working because I said so."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

SmootSmack · 01-18-2013, 05:58 PM

Ok then

EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser

NC_Skins · 01-18-2013, 09:29 PM

More Tears For Notre Dame's 'Fake Tragedy' Than A Real Girl's Death? : The Two-Way : NPR

Sad a fake girlfriend gets more media exposure than a real girls death at at a nearby school. (case involved alleged rape by a Notre Dame player)

punch it in · 01-18-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Ok then

EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser

In one last desperate attempt to believe this kid and also to believe that he wasnt the most naive person on the planet....is it possible that he did have a four year relationship with an online girl and just exxagerated the extent of it. In other words, he never intended to pursue more than a simple online thingy, but wanted to be one of the guys so bad that he made it out to be a bit more serious than it was?
Edit: all the lies about meeting her n the funeral , etc were just a vain attempt to beef up a so called relationship because he didnt want all his friends that were dating the hot chicks on campus to know he was a virgin who was afraid to talk to women? I mean he does come across as the type of guy who would save himself for his wedding nite.
What if he wasnt naive or a liar? What if he was just trying to be one of the guys and it snowballed completely out of control?

BigHairedAristocrat · 01-23-2013, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

In one last desperate attempt to believe this kid and also to believe that he wasnt the most naive person on the planet....is it possible that he did have a four year relationship with an online girl and just exxagerated the extent of it. In other words, he never intended to pursue more than a simple online thingy, but wanted to be one of the guys so bad that he made it out to be a bit more serious than it was?
Edit: all the lies about meeting her n the funeral , etc were just a vain attempt to beef up a so called relationship because he didnt want all his friends that were dating the hot chicks on campus to know he was a virgin who was afraid to talk to women? I mean he does come across as the type of guy who would save himself for his wedding nite.
What if he wasnt naive or a liar? What if he was just trying to be one of the guys and it snowballed completely out of control?

what youre proposing as an "exaggeration" is being a liar.

If you say you met someone and you didnt, thats a lie, not an exaggeration. If you say you you sent white roses and you didnt, thats a lie. If you say you went to a funeral, and you didnt, thats a lie. Evertyhing Teo said was a lie.

KI Skins Fan · 01-23-2013, 11:21 AM

Give the kid a break. Who among us can say that we've never had a fake dead online girlfriend?

Lotus · 01-23-2013, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan

Give the kid a break. Who among us can say that we've never had a fake dead online girlfriend?

Heck, I have fathered children with fake dead online girlfriends.

MTK · 01-19-2013, 11:09 AM

This keeps getting more strange by the minute... a 2.5 hour "off camera" interview?

Schaap tells Te’o’s story, who admits he never met fake, dead girlfriend | ProFootballTalk

Hog1 · 01-19-2013, 12:53 PM

Hmmmmmm.......Never met.....GIRLFRIEND?
Anything else is just.....bonus

Evilgrin · 01-19-2013, 04:18 PM

Santa Claus also just confirmed as real, reported first by ESPN

CRedskinsRule · 01-19-2013, 07:25 PM

skinsfan69 · 01-20-2013, 10:48 AM

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01-18-2013, 05:58 PM	#5
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies Ok then EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-18-2013, 09:29 PM	#6
NC_Skins Gamebreaker Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 14,587	Re: The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies More Tears For Notre Dame's 'Fake Tragedy' Than A Real Girl's Death? : The Two-Way : NPR Sad a fake girlfriend gets more media exposure than a real girls death at at a nearby school. (case involved alleged rape by a Notre Dame player) __________________ "So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

01-23-2013, 11:21 AM	#9
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01-19-2013, 12:53 PM	#12
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies Hmmmmmm.......Never met.....GIRLFRIEND? Anything else is just.....bonus __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

01-19-2013, 04:18 PM	#13
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