RIP Dwayne Haskins

[jamf]

I did my own research and figured out what happened that night.
first:
There is a history of domestic violence (Wife to DH) and a history of DH putting his dick in things he shouldn't.
Also, his family is on his ass like leaches. They need him to have Pat Mahomes success so they can live the dream.
https://www.haskinsandhaskins.net/about-1


Second:
Mrs DH said she was on the phone with him then it hung up. She called repeatedly but never could reach him after that.

Here is what happened that night:
DH was at the club flexing his backup QB money and finger blasting some strippers.


On his way home, Mrs. DH calls incessantly but DH ignores the call because he has a fine ass stripper in the car he's about to rail at the hotel. DH has to take the call but if you know strippers like I know strippers they are some loud ass motherfuckers. No way he can take the call in the car. He pulls over and calls his wife.
Unfortunately, DH's phone is still connected via bluetooth and is connected to the cars speakers.

The Call:
Mrs: "Dwayne[Insert middle name] Haskins the 3rd??????????"
Stripper: "No bitch this is Shakira the cuban(it's florida...) stripper that your man just got pregnant in VIP. I got that baby before you! You need to back off bitch"
Mrs: "I will kill you"
DH turns off bluetooth
DH: "Oh there you are baby, my phone is acting up"
Mrs: "Who was that on the phone?"
DH: "What?"
Mrs: "Shakira, Shakira?"
DH: "What?"
Mrs: "I'm going to take all your money and tell Coach Tomlin you beat me. You're career is over"
DH: "What?"

That's when DH sees a way out of this mess.


It's not a coincidence that the vehicle that struck DH was a dump truck, instant...

The End.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by jamf

I did my own research and figured out what happened that night.
first:
There is a history of domestic violence (Wife to DH) and a history of DH putting his dick in things he shouldn't.
Also, his family is on his ass like leaches. They need him to have Pat Mahomes success so they can live the dream.
https://www.haskinsandhaskins.net/about-1


Second:
Mrs DH said she was on the phone with him then it hung up. She called repeatedly but never could reach him after that.

Here is what happened that night:
DH was at the club flexing his backup QB money and finger blasting some strippers.


On his way home, Mrs. DH calls incessantly but DH ignores the call because he has a fine ass stripper in the car he's about to rail at the hotel. DH has to take the call but if you know strippers like I know strippers they are some loud ass motherfuckers. No way he can take the call in the car. He pulls over and calls his wife.
Unfortunately, DH's phone is still connected via bluetooth and is connected to the cars speakers.

The Call:
Mrs: "Dwayne[Insert middle name] Haskins the 3rd??????????"
Stripper: "No bitch this is Shakira the cuban(it's florida...) stripper that your man just got pregnant in VIP. I got that baby before you! You need to back off bitch"
Mrs: "I will kill you"
DH turns off bluetooth
DH: "Oh there you are baby, my phone is acting up"
Mrs: "Who was that on the phone?"
DH: "What?"
Mrs: "Shakira, Shakira?"
DH: "What?"
Mrs: "I'm going to take all your money and tell Coach Tomlin you beat me. You're career is over"
DH: "What?"

That's when DH sees a way out of this mess.


It's not a coincidence that the vehicle that struck DH was a dump truck, instant...

The End.

LMFAO

[mooby]

Originally Posted by jamf

I did my own research and figured out what happened that night.

LOL. Never change jamf.

[Schneed10]

His wife is so cute with her 'please don't judge Dwayne' post. Good luck lady. At least you can count on his dick being limp when he was with the girl in the car. Even Hercules couldn't get it up at .24 lol

[Schneed10]

I'm Dwayne Haskins, welcome to...

[mredskins]

This is another prime example of folks seeing a person on the field and thinking they know whom that person is off the field.

I may cheer for you as a player but i don't know jack shit about you as a person.

[davy]

[Defensewins]

Was it Dan “Clown Show” Snyder that drafted DH?