Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Warpath · 06-15-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Has anyone else seen the movie "Waiting"? There are some pretty classic johnson jokes in that one. The whole showing your junk to another man and then mocking HIM for being a 'meat gazer' is hilarious.

Yea man that movie is pretty hilarious...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333/quotes
"Raddimus: [after explaining the various positions of the game] You can't forget this, all right? You got to call them a fag, okay? The game loses all its meaning if you don't humilate them for being a fucking meatcake, you got that?"

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 08:11 AM

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-16-2006, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

I feel in love with a girl during beach week after I graduated from high school. There were like 5 or 6 guys, including myself, watching some random porn and this girl that was staying there walks in the room. I immediately feel uncomfortable because I didn't really know this girl, plus she was our class president and wasa getting ready to go to some Ivy League college. I thought she would mock us for watching porn and storm out of the room, instead, she said "I've never actually watched a porn before" and sat down and watched for like 30 minutes, even after her girl friends mocked her. Afterwards she said something along the lines of "that was pretty hot, who wants to go to the beach now?" I jumped out of my chair and followed her like a puppy. It didn't hurt that she also had an amazing rack.

mheisig · 06-16-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

Yeah, I'd definitely say there's saftey in members. I mean numbers.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 09:52 AM

Freud must love you.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 09:53 AM

I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.

Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!!

AIM name?

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

AIM name?

dude, i don't think i've set one up? how do accomplish this?

Schneed10 · 06-16-2006, 10:04 AM

Man-Law: This thread has become a classic, worthy of elite status, going down in Warpath history with the likes of ?3 and Super Happy Fun.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:06 AM

Then we can all look back and be like, "Where did Man Law even come from?"

Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

dmek25 · 06-16-2006, 10:13 AM

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

Well, I guess since you've already said good morning anyway it's all good.

Naw I don't think that violates any man law. But...we still have not officially enacted a few man laws.
In fact, and I'm going out on a limb on this one:

TMC is officially a Warpath pimp (God forbid his girl sees this)! - Man Law

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

No, it's not because dmek and I have established a tradition of saying good morning.

Man Law: Traditions can never be broken by any future laws.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:26 AM

Damn. OK, well then I'll tell you the kinda' fun part. I've told this story ad nauseum, and most people already know it, but I'm sure that Daseal and Gmanc will agree, it's probably one of the best memories of my entire life. Just the nature of how it happened was so bad ass, it was amazing.

It's basically the in-depth story of how I got engaged. So if you already know, please stop me...

06-16-2006, 08:11 AM	#2
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

06-16-2006, 09:52 AM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Freud must love you. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 09:53 AM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 10:04 AM	#10
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 46 Posts: 12,458	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man-Law: This thread has become a classic, worthy of elite status, going down in Warpath history with the likes of ?3 and Super Happy Fun. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

06-16-2006, 10:06 AM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Then we can all look back and be like, "Where did Man Law even come from?" Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 10:13 AM	#12
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

06-16-2006, 10:26 AM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Damn. OK, well then I'll tell you the kinda' fun part. I've told this story ad nauseum, and most people already know it, but I'm sure that Daseal and Gmanc will agree, it's probably one of the best memories of my entire life. Just the nature of how it happened was so bad ass, it was amazing. It's basically the in-depth story of how I got engaged. So if you already know, please stop me... __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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