understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

SolidSnake84 · 08-20-2010, 06:43 AM

D-Rave probably also represents the 2% of women that aren't like everything described in this thread.

KLHJ2 · 08-20-2010, 07:00 AM

My bitch of a wife must fall into that 2%. Either that or what they say about cougars is true (She turns 40 in Feb). I have the opposite problem of you right now. My wife has tried to intice me almost every night for the past month. I am a guy so she ususlly gets her way. Last night I was too damn tired though. The funny thing is that I was the one asking for it for the first 10 years of marriage.

KLHJ2 · 08-20-2010, 08:17 AM

Albert Haynesworth has a headache, has he been taking advice from Solid Snakes wife?

Monkeydad · 08-20-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Dude! LOL....man, I don't what to say about you Buster.

Just assure me I won't be the 13thMan and we'll be fine.

wilsowilso · 08-20-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

Just assure me I won't be the 13thMan and we'll be fine.

12th man is a very common football term. You in fact are the 12th man if you ever happen to make it to Fed Ex to watch a game.

Why don't you try looking it up.

Monkeydad · 08-20-2010, 01:37 PM

Gee, I never knew that.

Seattle's 12thMan is the most annoying.

Dirtbag59 · 08-23-2010, 11:21 PM

Behold. I have found the solution to all sex problems....Video Games.

DynamiteRave · 08-24-2010, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry

My bitch of a wife must fall into that 2%. Either that or what they say about cougars is true (She turns 40 in Feb). I have the opposite problem of you right now. My wife has tried to intice me almost every night for the past month. I am a guy so she ususlly gets her way. Last night I was too damn tired though. The funny thing is that I was the one asking for it for the first 10 years of marriage.

Almost 40 means she's hitting her sexual peak. No wonder she wants it so bad.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 08-24-2010, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Almost 40 means she's hitting her sexual peak. No wonder she wants it so bad.

Well that means I have 19 years left to wait on my girlfriend to hit her "peak." Just have to settle for thrice a week. Angry you lucky SOB.

MonkFan4Life · 08-24-2010, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Gee, I never knew that.

Seattle's 12thMan is the most annoying.

HA !!! I got the joke. Must have thought that was a football related joke. I'd rather be the first man as long as there's a chick that we're all in line for.

12thMan · 08-24-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Just assure me I won't be the 13thMan and we'll be fine.

Projecting much, Buster?

Monkeydad · 08-24-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

HA !!! I got the joke. Must have thought that was a football related joke. I'd rather be the first man as long as there's a chick that we're all in line for.

1stMan = life of regrets

12thMan and beyond = life of blood tests

MonkFan4Life · 08-24-2010, 10:42 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

Life of Blood Tests and the shame of knowing that might not be her natural lube but some guys leftovers. Ewwwwwwwwww !!!!!

12thMan · 08-24-2010, 11:13 AM

Dude, how did I become the butt of jokes in a thread about SS?

MonkFan4Life · 08-24-2010, 11:33 AM

Didn't think you were, I thought the guy that took Busters comment so seriously was.

08-20-2010, 06:43 AM	#271
SolidSnake84 Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Stephens City, VA Posts: 2,953	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? D-Rave probably also represents the 2% of women that aren't like everything described in this thread. __________________ Time to nut up or shut up

08-20-2010, 07:00 AM	#272
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 47 Posts: 5,829	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? My bitch of a wife must fall into that 2%. Either that or what they say about cougars is true (She turns 40 in Feb). I have the opposite problem of you right now. My wife has tried to intice me almost every night for the past month. I am a guy so she ususlly gets her way. Last night I was too damn tired though. The funny thing is that I was the one asking for it for the first 10 years of marriage.

08-20-2010, 08:17 AM	#273
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 47 Posts: 5,829	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Albert Haynesworth has a headache, has he been taking advice from Solid Snakes wife?

08-20-2010, 01:37 PM	#276
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Gee, I never knew that. Seattle's 12thMan is the most annoying. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

08-23-2010, 11:21 PM	#277
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Behold. I have found the solution to all sex problems....Video Games. __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

08-24-2010, 10:42 AM	#283
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 48 Posts: 1,851	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!! Life of Blood Tests and the shame of knowing that might not be her natural lube but some guys leftovers. Ewwwwwwwwww !!!!! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

08-24-2010, 11:13 AM	#284
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Dude, how did I become the butt of jokes in a thread about SS?

08-24-2010, 11:33 AM	#285
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 48 Posts: 1,851	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Didn't think you were, I thought the guy that took Busters comment so seriously was. __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

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