Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

[BrudLee]

It's a well known fact that Sean taylor uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

www.chucknorrisfacts.com, and others...

More, I say!

Sean Taylor once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Sean Taylor doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Sean Taylor recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.

Portraits close their eyes when Sean Taylor looks at them.

Sean Taylor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled tackling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

As a teen Sean Taylor went back in time and impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Please stop....I'm crying this so friggin funny!! I swear please stop....you guys are killing me... LOL

[TheMalcolmConnection]

"Sean Taylor has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon."

"Recently a new game starring Sean Taylor has been made for the PSP. It is called Sean Taylor: Real Ultimate Power. Every time you press the X button, he annihilates someone and calls them a pussy. Even if the target is a giant vagina."

"Sean Taylor invented the orgasm just to see the look on your mother's face when he was finished with her." <--My New Fave

[Cooley 350Z]

Sean Taylor will eat a homeless person if you dare him.

Sean Taylor had a pet cobra, which he would walk through the park on a leash. Until one day, the cobra bit the maid, so with tears in his eyes...Sean Taylor had to shoot the maid.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Sean Taylor enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it blapping.

[Cooley 350Z]

Sean Taylor was a co-writer of the original Port Huron Statement as well as an original member of The Tuskegee Airmen during World War II.

[12thMan]

This is really sad....I'll never look at Sean Taylor the same way. LOL

This thread is funnier than hell!!!

[Counter-Tre]

I heard if you watch Sean Taylor hits in slo-mo, you can actually see the other player's soul leave his body.

[dmek25]

sean taylor also knows the answer to question #3,but if he tells you,he will have to kill you

[Sammy Baugh Fan]

Sean Taylor doesn't want you talking about question #3 anymore....now does he?

RUN!

[AnonEmouse]

Sean Taylor is capable of playing against any offense on his own. However, in a rare act of generosity, he permitted the football gods to allow 10 other players to kit up on defense, even thought they just stand and watch every play.

Sean Taylor is the salary cap.

Sean Taylor has agreed to marry the first woman that does not spontaneously combust upon seeing him naked. He is still single.

[Cooley 350Z]

The mustasche of award winning new-age composer Yanni was actually a gift from Sean Taylor.

Sean Taylor is the one responsible for all those crop circles in Europe.

[skins052bgr8]

This one time at band camp.......

[FRPLG]

There are a lot of good and funny ones here guys. Keep 'em coming. The best one by far to me is...

Originally Posted by BrudLee

If you can see Sean Taylor, he can see you. If you can't see Sean Taylor, you may be only seconds away from death.

I almost died when I read it. My kind of humor I guess.

[Sammy Baugh Fan]

Sean Taylor built Carlos Rogers from a Kit.