I love the Parking Lot

JoeRedskin · 06-15-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I think I need a tampon.

Here, we can share.

mheisig · 06-15-2006, 11:15 AM

Thank you for sharing 12thMan - I'm glad we were able to bond like this.

You know, TMC, I'm not real inclined to loan a tampon to someone who won't share a cell with me.

12thMan · 06-15-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

Thank you for sharing 12thMan - I'm glad we were able to bond like this.

You know, TMC, I'm not real inclined to loan a tampon to someone who won't share a cell with me.

Well, if he's willing to share a shower that has to count for something

dmek25 · 06-15-2006, 12:58 PM

tmc, i didnt know? tell me its not so

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 01:29 PM

Come on. It's scrub, scrub here, scrub, scrub there, whether you're black or bronze, that's how we wash the day away in the merry ol' land of Oz.

gibbsisgod · 06-15-2006, 01:31 PM

man love is to be shown with a hearty handshake and nothing more.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 01:51 PM

Hell, I'll give one of my boys a hug when the situation calls for it.

1) If I haven't seen them in a long time.
2) If I know I WON'T be seeing them for a long time.
3) During a Skins game where I'm drunk as hell.

Man Law: During a man hug, you must attempt to keep your heads as far away as possible.

mheisig · 06-15-2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Man Law: During a man hug, you must attempt to keep your heads as far away as possible.

Furthermore, hand placement and action shall consist of semi-violent pats on the back. Stationary hands, soft caresses and/or squeezes are strictly prohibited. Lastly, all Man Hugs must be terminated within four (4) seconds.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 02:02 PM

A good judge is to make sure you slap the other person hard enough to hear the breath escaping from their body.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 02:02 PM

But make SURE that's NOT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS TOO CLOSE TO THEIR MOUTH!

gibbsisgod · 06-15-2006, 02:15 PM

there is a difference between man love and showing one of your boys some love. you guys were talking about sharing showers.

mheisig · 06-15-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

there is a difference between man love and showing one of your boys some love. you guys were talking about sharing showers.

I was just talking about efficient group hygene. Well, that and the wonderful emotional bond that comes with a shared shower.

gibbsisgod · 06-15-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

I was just talking about efficient group hygene. Well, that and the wonderful emotional bond that comes with a shared shower.

your right. conservation is everybodys resposibility.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 02:16 PM

I'm a conundrum, I know.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 03:34 PM

HAHA. I love coming back after working on someone's computers to find comments like these.

06-15-2006, 11:15 AM	#2
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: I love the Parking Lot Thank you for sharing 12thMan - I'm glad we were able to bond like this. You know, TMC, I'm not real inclined to loan a tampon to someone who won't share a cell with me. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-15-2006, 12:58 PM	#4
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: I love the Parking Lot tmc, i didnt know? tell me its not so __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

06-15-2006, 01:29 PM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot Come on. It's scrub, scrub here, scrub, scrub there, whether you're black or bronze, that's how we wash the day away in the merry ol' land of Oz. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2006, 01:31 PM	#6
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: I love the Parking Lot man love is to be shown with a hearty handshake and nothing more.

06-15-2006, 01:51 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot Hell, I'll give one of my boys a hug when the situation calls for it. 1) If I haven't seen them in a long time. 2) If I know I WON'T be seeing them for a long time. 3) During a Skins game where I'm drunk as hell. Man Law: During a man hug, you must attempt to keep your heads as far away as possible. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2006, 02:02 PM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot A good judge is to make sure you slap the other person hard enough to hear the breath escaping from their body. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2006, 02:02 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot But make SURE that's NOT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS TOO CLOSE TO THEIR MOUTH! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2006, 02:15 PM	#11
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: I love the Parking Lot there is a difference between man love and showing one of your boys some love. you guys were talking about sharing showers.

06-15-2006, 02:16 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot I'm a conundrum, I know. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2006, 03:34 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: I love the Parking Lot HAHA. I love coming back after working on someone's computers to find comments like these. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.