Steve Smith a jokester??

dmek25 · 07-20-2006, 03:49 PM

malcolm, how could you? dont you know rudolph is an icon? and besides, i thought that was rudolphs and mrs claus little secret.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-20-2006, 03:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHA. Rudolph is no longer an icon. He's just a statistic.

BDBohnzie · 07-20-2006, 04:01 PM

ahh yes, softcore porn.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-20-2006, 04:02 PM

There's one I watched with her yesterday called "Fast Lane to Vegas". It's HILARIOUS. Check it out.

BDBohnzie · 07-20-2006, 04:03 PM

awesome, definitely gotta check that out.

on a side note, what's it with women who need plot in their porn to consider watching it?

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-20-2006, 04:05 PM

HAHA! Seriously, not only that, the girls have to be PERFECT. Mine is always finding something wrong with them. I gotta' say though, these softcore things are EXCELLENT. But it's like I want something in the middle. Like these have funny stories and are entertaining, but I want to see "more", but not like "the shot" if you pick up what I'm puttin' down.

BDBohnzie · 07-20-2006, 04:07 PM

my wife sat around with her friends one night at one of their sleepovers (I was booted out of the house, so this is 2nd hand of course), and they said they watched porn because they wanted to pick apart the porn stars...point out the fake boobs, fake screams, etc.

i definitely hear ya...i mean, it's 1am, and i'm paying an arm and a leg for these damn channels...they could show a bit more without it being overly done.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-20-2006, 04:10 PM

I don't even pay for this one! It's comes free on Dish Network. TMC channel appropriately enough. But seriously, she's like, "OH MY GOD! He's CHEATING on his fiancee!" I'm like, "It's porn, what do you want him to do? Give the girl a lecture about seducing taken men?"

MightyJoeGibbs · 07-21-2006, 01:02 AM

That be a good hook though. Introduce porn to your woman but luring her into the soap opera acting and backstories while you can enjoy it as a porn. make it a man law.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-21-2006, 09:07 AM

I think the whole reason she watched this one was because of the stories. It was hilarious and I gotta' say the girls were BANGIN'.

BDBohnzie · 07-21-2006, 04:22 PM

free softcore porn...can't get any better than that.

07-20-2006, 03:49 PM	#16
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? malcolm, how could you? dont you know rudolph is an icon? and besides, i thought that was rudolphs and mrs claus little secret. __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

07-20-2006, 03:54 PM	#17
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? HAHAHAHAHA. Rudolph is no longer an icon. He's just a statistic. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-20-2006, 04:01 PM	#18
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? ahh yes, softcore porn. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-20-2006, 04:02 PM	#19
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? There's one I watched with her yesterday called "Fast Lane to Vegas". It's HILARIOUS. Check it out. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-20-2006, 04:03 PM	#20
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? awesome, definitely gotta check that out. on a side note, what's it with women who need plot in their porn to consider watching it? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-20-2006, 04:05 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? HAHA! Seriously, not only that, the girls have to be PERFECT. Mine is always finding something wrong with them. I gotta' say though, these softcore things are EXCELLENT. But it's like I want something in the middle. Like these have funny stories and are entertaining, but I want to see "more", but not like "the shot" if you pick up what I'm puttin' down. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-20-2006, 04:07 PM	#22
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? my wife sat around with her friends one night at one of their sleepovers (I was booted out of the house, so this is 2nd hand of course), and they said they watched porn because they wanted to pick apart the porn stars...point out the fake boobs, fake screams, etc. i definitely hear ya...i mean, it's 1am, and i'm paying an arm and a leg for these damn channels...they could show a bit more without it being overly done. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-20-2006, 04:10 PM	#23
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? I don't even pay for this one! It's comes free on Dish Network. TMC channel appropriately enough. But seriously, she's like, "OH MY GOD! He's CHEATING on his fiancee!" I'm like, "It's porn, what do you want him to do? Give the girl a lecture about seducing taken men?" __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-21-2006, 01:02 AM	#24
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? That be a good hook though. Introduce porn to your woman but luring her into the soap opera acting and backstories while you can enjoy it as a porn. make it a man law. __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

07-21-2006, 09:07 AM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? I think the whole reason she watched this one was because of the stories. It was hilarious and I gotta' say the girls were BANGIN'. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-21-2006, 04:22 PM	#26
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: Steve Smith a jokester?? free softcore porn...can't get any better than that. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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