He's a Dancing Machine!

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-10-2006, 01:28 PM

YouTube - slater dance

Only one spin move

Would they really have a porn star on ABC?

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-10-2006, 01:29 PM

How are they going to introduce her? Former adult film star and slut extraordinaire, Tera Patrick?!

BDBohnzie · 08-10-2006, 02:08 PM

I see it more as Cum Catching Slut Bag, but who knows...

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-10-2006, 02:49 PM

With the f-ed up teeth. But then again, I would only know her face with "stuff" on it anyway.

gibbsisgod · 08-10-2006, 02:52 PM

Ahhh yes! The money shot!

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-10-2006, 02:54 PM

That's my least favorite part of porn. They make it so DISGUSTING when they do it. Ugh. And you KNOW what I'm talking about.

Gargle. :vomit:

gibbsisgod · 08-10-2006, 02:57 PM

Yeah. its the worst. Some of the hardcore stuff is good but they really ruin the scene by creaming all over the chicks face. anywhere else would be fine, chest,back,asscheeks, just not the face.

i prefer not seeing another guy at all but if you must, leave the chicks face alone.

gibbsisgod · 08-10-2006, 03:05 PM

and that Bukkake(sp?) stuff. is that not the nastiest fetish known to man? how could anybody do that to themselves?

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-10-2006, 03:15 PM

Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.

gibbsisgod · 08-10-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.

sorry i contibuted to the hijacking of this one. it kinda got out of control.

GO A.C. SLATER!!!!

724Skinsfan · 08-10-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

it been a while since i saw saved by the bell but didnt he lose to a girl in one episode?

A more respect-earning way of asking this would have been:

"It's been a while since I was on a long car ride and I was forced to listen to my little sister recap all of the Saved By the Bell episodes to her friend but didn't he lose to a girl in one episode?."

gibbsisgod · 08-10-2006, 03:27 PM

where did you get that quote from 724?

i am a tricky little bastard.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-10-2006, 03:32 PM

If he did lose to a female it wasn't in a California State sanctioned match. Plus, the only torso AC touches is Momma's, so he was obviously at a disadvantage.

724Skinsfan · 08-10-2006, 03:34 PM

724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?

SmootSmack · 08-10-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?

I'll take that into serious consideration for my next sponsored sig.

08-10-2006, 01:28 PM	#16
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! YouTube - slater dance Only one spin move Would they really have a porn star on ABC? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-10-2006, 01:29 PM	#17
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! How are they going to introduce her? Former adult film star and slut extraordinaire, Tera Patrick?! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-10-2006, 02:08 PM	#18
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! I see it more as Cum Catching Slut Bag, but who knows... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-10-2006, 02:49 PM	#19
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! With the f-ed up teeth. But then again, I would only know her face with "stuff" on it anyway. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-10-2006, 02:52 PM	#20
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! Ahhh yes! The money shot!

08-10-2006, 02:54 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! That's my least favorite part of porn. They make it so DISGUSTING when they do it. Ugh. And you KNOW what I'm talking about. Gargle. :vomit: __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-10-2006, 02:57 PM	#22
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! Yeah. its the worst. Some of the hardcore stuff is good but they really ruin the scene by creaming all over the chicks face. anywhere else would be fine, chest,back,asscheeks, just not the face. i prefer not seeing another guy at all but if you must, leave the chicks face alone.

08-10-2006, 03:05 PM	#23
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! and that Bukkake(sp?) stuff. is that not the nastiest fetish known to man? how could anybody do that to themselves?

08-10-2006, 03:15 PM	#24
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches. AC will make smith his bitch. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-10-2006, 03:27 PM	#27
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! where did you get that quote from 724? i am a tricky little bastard. Last edited by gibbsisgod; 08-10-2006 at 03:29 PM. Reason: 724 just makes stuff up

08-10-2006, 03:32 PM	#28
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! If he did lose to a female it wasn't in a California State sanctioned match. Plus, the only torso AC touches is Momma's, so he was obviously at a disadvantage. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-10-2006, 03:34 PM	#29
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: He's a Dancing Machine! 724 just makes stuff up I think that would make a good sig? __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

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