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05-23-2008, 12:40 AM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
I can think of no better man to test this out than Pacman Jones. I say if he beats the bear let him back in the league. If not....
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05-23-2008, 01:01 AM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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05-23-2008, 01:51 PM
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Most Interesting Man in the World
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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But in all reality bears are quite nimble and they can run faster. If the bear was hungry, and ARE had meat in his hand instead of a ball, he would die. The bear would charge, ARE would run towards him, they meet at the 25, 30ish, and ARE makes a cut, gets opens starts running, bear turns around and catches up and owns him at around the opponents 40, or 35.
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05-23-2008, 10:18 AM
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Playmaker
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
Question: What kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question. False. Black Bear. Well that's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought.. Fact: Bears eat beets. Oh.. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!
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05-23-2008, 01:52 PM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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05-23-2008, 02:36 PM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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05-23-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quietly Dominating the East
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
OMG............the off-season BLOWS
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05-23-2008, 11:17 AM
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Living Legend
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
I wrestled a bear back in the 80's when I was at a fesitval for $5.00 (my cost to get in the ring). It was not a hugh bear and I'm not very big but I did not even stand a chance. That bear knock me from one side of the ring to the next. After about a minute I gave up. I watched several guys get in the ring and it did not seem to matter how big the person the bear won everytime. I'm sure its illegal now days for people to do this with bears but it was declawed and had on a mussle.
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05-23-2008, 01:57 PM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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05-23-2008, 02:14 PM
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The Starter
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Location: Warrenton, Virginia
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
ARE with a spear wins every time. Find a convenient pole vault mount. Call the bear dirty names until he charges you. Place blunt end of spear behind you in pole vault mount. Aim for his heart as he charges, which means low, and lift as he crashes into you. And then i hope you've been saved, because you're both going to meet jesus.
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05-23-2008, 02:34 PM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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05-23-2008, 03:05 PM
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The Starter
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05-23-2008, 11:45 AM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
Chuck Norris could outrun the bear and then beat em up in the endzone.
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05-23-2008, 11:58 AM
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
Sean Taylor would have ate the bear for breakfast and asked for seconds.
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