Tonight's Game - Victory Conditions

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by PSUSkinsFan21

No question, I want the ass-whoopin'. I'm talking, we're up by 27 points in the fourth quarter and still chucking the ball deep trying to run up the score and get our third WR over 100 yards on the day.......since Betts and Portis both already have over 100 on the ground.
Oh, and all-out-blitzes right through the last play of the game.
And maybe even an on-side-kick with 2 minutes to go in the game and us up by 40+.

I don't want to just beat the Cowboys, I want to absolutely demoralize them. I want Bledsoe to announce his retirement the weekend before the next time we play them because of the pounding we give him tonight. I want Julius Jones to cry on the sidelines because over 70% of his body is bruised. I want Keyshawn to punch Parcells in the face for calling an over-the-middle route that Sean Taylor decks him on.

I was offically just caught laughing out loud at work. The images from such a night would be tattooed onto my back by tomorrow afternoon.

[Hog1]

Grind their bones to dust, to make my bread

[eppykid]

Just win baby!

[SkinsRock]

52-7 Skins, with the lone Dallas TD scored in the last few minutes against our scrubs.

I can dream right?

Seriously, the way things have been going vs. Dallas, any kind of victory would be sweet!

[saskin]

Straight up butt kicking.

[MTK]

Who wouldn't want an old fashioned ass whoopin on national TV no less?

I love blowouts, when we're on the right end that is. It makes watching a game much less stressful.

Games like last week I'm chewing my nails all to hell and pacing the floor, god I hate that! Makes me wonder why I put myself through this.

[Hog1]

Full-on thrashin'! Beat em like a rented mule

[Schneed10]

Once we dominate the scoreboard and we've put up all the points we'd need to take home a win, we should then be focusing on hurting as many Cowboys as possible.

For example, we should go Waterboy style on Drew Bledsoe. First, Bledsoe will say something about Sean Taylor's mama. Then Sean Taylor will take note of Bledsoe's number. After intercepting the pass, Taylor will find Bledsoe and toss him the ball. He'll then track Bledsoe down in the end zone and drop kick him in the head.

Then Vicky Valencourt will slit Bill Parcells' throat, coach Gibbs will get physical, and Joe Bugel will eat some Louisiana Fart Cakes. We live ta play another day!

[Redskinsgirl4ever]

i say any kind of ass whipping!!! I hate the cowgirls and the Skins should rock Monday Night FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by Redskinsgirl4ever

i say any kind of ass whipping!!! I hate the cowgirls and the Skins should rock Monday Night FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the board. I like your moxie.

[firstdown]

9 to 6 the Cowboys kicker misses a 42 yarder with no timke left on the clock. I hope this Rookie kicker we have can make some kicks.

[saden1]

Tight games don't do it for me but if we get 20 points and win I'll be smiling all week.

[DirtBagZ]

I want to see our 2005 version of the Riggo Drill...if I see that a tight win will be as good as blow out, for it will mean we manhandled the Cowdungs at Big-D, in front of all of the UGLY people.

[ladyfan06]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I want a first half ass beating so bad that Jerry Jones walks onto the field at half time and apologizes to the bucked tooth goons who support his crappy team. I then want him to cancel the planned ring of honor ceremony, causing Michael Irving to get back on the nose candy.

As for the second half, I would like to see Sean Taylor take no less than 3 picks to the house, followed by Portis rushing for 200 yards with 5 TDs. If I can do it in Madden, Gibbs can do it in real life....

Those 2 things coming from Texas-STEERS AND QUEERS, ladies and gentlemen, STEERS AND QUEERS, the Cowgirls obviously fall under the latter.

[mooby]

i would like a 49-0 blowout, in which our defense has another dominant performance, with plenty of turnovers, and our offense scoring a lot too to prove the doubters wrong.