Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by PWNED

i love beer and bitches.

Thanks for trying to show your manliness PWNED, but you have to HAVE a Man Card first before I can bother confiscating it or before you can worry about trying to keep it.

Once your balls drop we'll go ahead and issue you a Learners Permit Man Card. After a few years of proving yourself you'll get upgraded to a full blown Man Card.

[PWNED]

i am more man than youll ever know.

[PWNED]

come to the opening day skins game this year. i drive a silver mazda and youll see how much booze i can put down.

[mheisig]

'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

[PWNED]

come and see. ill outdrink you. ill outdrink you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MUAHAH HAAHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by mheisig

'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 . I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 . I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

[PWNED]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.

[PWNED]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

your face?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

Whenever I have received an answer like that it usually ends up with me getting punched in the nuts. But unless it turns out that you are really the guy in the cubical next to me, I don't think that will happen this time, so yeah, I'd like to know because I feel like I've been living a lie.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 . I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

If it makes you feel any better, AMD, I don't know Question #3 either. I have a healthy amount of respect for Question #3, but I can't say I know it.

I'm not sure which is worse, a flaccid johnson or not knowing Question #3...

I too have tried to read through old Question #3 posts, but I just get confused. Seems like maybe no one really knows.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by PWNED

it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.

I'm not bright enough to pick up hints. Just look at that post, I obviously meant to say "car" not "care"

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by PWNED

your face?

Grow up!! Oh..my bad, I forgot!!

[PWNED]

you make fun of my schooling but its spelled FLACID (i should know). question 3 cures impotence.