Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

[davy]

If Sean Taylor played offence we might see just how tough he really is, my guess is not very.

[PorterHouse]

Sean taylor ate two of Gruden's kids---him and mike Tyson eat at the same restaurants.

[skins052bgr8]

Sean Taylor won't play on offense because he will put our QB or RB out or return it to the house for the other team, all he knows is attack the ball whoever has it.

[Sammy Baugh Fan]

Originally Posted by davy

If Sean Taylor played offence we might see just how tough he really is, my guess is not very.

^Sean Taylor is now looking for this poster^

[TheMalcolmConnection]

There was a poster on this site named davy, and after reading his post, Sean Taylor caused him to explode simply by concentrating.

[JoeRedskin]

If you love something, set if free. If it comes back, it's running from Sean Taylor

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will get the smackdown from Sean Taylor.

If Sean Taylor wants your opinion, he will read it in your entrails.

That which does not kill Sean Taylor had better be able to run damned fast.

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce as much pain as caused by Sean Taylor in a single smackdown.

There's no problem out there that can't be solved by the application of either psychoactive drugs, large caliber ammunition, or a Sean Taylor smackdown.

That which does not kill you is not Sean Taylor.

The meek will inherit the Earth only when Sean Taylor leaves it to them in his will.

Everything Sean Taylor knows he learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.

Will Rogers never met Sean Taylor

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

There was a poster on this site named davy, and after reading his post, Sean Taylor caused him to explode simply by concentrating.

Dude, are you making this up.....you guys are killing me!!!

[steveo395]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

[TheMalcolmConnection]

HAHAHAHAHA love the "That which does not kill you is not Sean Taylor."

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Dude, are you making this up.....you guys are killing me!!!

I actually DID make that one up. The rest are excerpts from Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T facts.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I actually DID make that one up. The rest are excerpts from Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T facts.

Nawwww.....get outta here!!


Funny as hell though.

[BDBohnzie]

FDR was capable of walking, until he met Sean Taylor

Napoleon was 6'5" at his peak. When he was 18, he heard about Sean Taylor and had his legs shortened so that he could hide behind his army when Taylor was near

Everytime a bell rings, an Angel is thrown into Hell by Sean Taylor

When Montana decided on a speed limit for it's highways, they decided it would be the speed of the world's fastest man. They met Sean Taylor. This is why there is no posted speed limit on Montana's highways.

While at the "U", Sean Taylor would eat his professors to gain the knowledge to pass his classes.

When Sean was a small boy, the school bully tried to take his milk money. Not only did that bully disappear, but so did any traces of the existance of his family, dead or alive.

Decisions in Hollywood aren't made by actors, producers, directors, executives. They are made by Sean Taylor.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

"There is no face between Sean Taylor's goatee, only another fist."

[Cooley 350Z]

The television character "MacGuyver" was loosely based on the exploits & adventures of Sean Taylor.

[gortiz]

Do you know how I know your gay?


How?


Your not Sean Taylor.

(40 year old virgin ripoff )