F... people at the gym

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-01-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?

I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".

Hog1 · 05-01-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

hooskins · 05-02-2007, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

hahaaa i love that movie.

MTK · 05-01-2007, 12:26 PM

I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.

BDBohnzie · 05-01-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ego

I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.

Same here. Live right around the corner, so I go home to shower.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 05-01-2007, 01:24 PM

F people that give me a look after I fart during my squats. If you're not farting, you're not lifting enough.

GMScud · 05-01-2007, 01:52 PM

My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical. Girls go in there looking like they spent an hour on their hair and make up, and guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch. We're at the gym people!! Gainesville Health and Fitness is actually jokingly called "Gainesville Hair and Fashion" by a bunch of us non-gel wearing, non-cologne spraying normal folks.

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!

GMScud · 05-01-2007, 01:59 PM

And another thing- is it a requirement to walk around buck naked in the locker room when you're over 60?? What kills me is they are totally nude, with their towel OVER THEIR SHOULDER!! Hello?? How hard is it to tie that damn thing around your waist? You think anyone wants to see your old, shriveled package?? Gross...

BDBohnzie · 05-01-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!

Ahh yes, the Cleveland Pump. The last rep that you wanted to squeeze out, that has left your pants smelly and Brown.

Monkeydad · 05-01-2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical...guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch.

You need to find a "straight" gym too!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 08:32 AM

That's what we have around here at W&L in Lexington. I go to the gym and girls most definitely have to PREPARE to go. The majority of them have the bottom parts of their ass cheeks hanging out while they're doing the stair stepper.

I would take some pics for you, but that's the reason I got this job. My predecessor got fired for taking lewd videos in the gym.

Kidding, but not about the reason my predecessor got fired.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM

Usually the guy who is tan all over, is also the guy who is gay all over.

MTK · 05-02-2007, 11:48 AM

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-02-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).

MG rivals the nickname I made up for Parcells in college: The OBG (the Original Big Gay).

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 01:07 PM

You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body.

05-01-2007, 12:26 PM	#4
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,852	Re: F... people at the gym I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-01-2007, 01:24 PM	#6
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 8,317	Re: F... people at the gym F people that give me a look after I fart during my squats. If you're not farting, you're not lifting enough.

05-01-2007, 01:52 PM	#7
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: F... people at the gym My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical. Girls go in there looking like they spent an hour on their hair and make up, and guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch. We're at the gym people!! Gainesville Health and Fitness is actually jokingly called "Gainesville Hair and Fashion" by a bunch of us non-gel wearing, non-cologne spraying normal folks. And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!! __________________ Tardy

05-01-2007, 01:59 PM	#8
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: F... people at the gym And another thing- is it a requirement to walk around buck naked in the locker room when you're over 60?? What kills me is they are totally nude, with their towel OVER THEIR SHOULDER!! Hello?? How hard is it to tie that damn thing around your waist? You think anyone wants to see your old, shriveled package?? Gross... __________________ Tardy

05-02-2007, 08:32 AM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F... people at the gym That's what we have around here at W&L in Lexington. I go to the gym and girls most definitely have to PREPARE to go. The majority of them have the bottom parts of their ass cheeks hanging out while they're doing the stair stepper. I would take some pics for you, but that's the reason I got this job. My predecessor got fired for taking lewd videos in the gym. Kidding, but not about the reason my predecessor got fired. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F... people at the gym Usually the guy who is tan all over, is also the guy who is gay all over. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-02-2007, 11:48 AM	#13
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,852	Re: F... people at the gym I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay). __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-02-2007, 01:07 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F... people at the gym You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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