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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp.
More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere...
Be sure to sing this song every time you see him in a public place.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Detroit area
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.
And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher. The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school.
To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation. All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team. |
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Mt. Laurel, NJ
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Malcom, you are the man
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
AH! Bastard!
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Yes, let's not digress from the original douchebag.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Richmond, VA
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
Okay. I need another Picture of this guy because he really looks like someone who worked out at the Ashland YMCA gym last summer, and kept on taking under-aged grils on dates. That guy went to VMI too, and kind of looked like that...
This would be wierd if it was the same guy. |
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
I couldn't see him leaving here, he's ONLY in Lexington.
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