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12-21-2009, 07:03 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-21-2009, 05:56 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Catch twenty-two.
It's an all-around term but my department just LOVES to use that constantly, sometimes 2-3 times in the same sentence.
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12-21-2009, 05:57 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Oh, and the head of my department says, "If you want to maintain your salary-retention program... HARHARHAR."
For those who don't get that, he means your job. What kind of douche says stuff like that?
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12-21-2009, 07:13 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
The whole "Lean Manufacturing" idea can lick my nuts.
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12-22-2009, 11:31 AM
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Gamebreaker
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
synergy, etc
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12-22-2009, 11:35 AM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
"SOL" rubs me wrong too
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12-22-2009, 11:37 AM
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Playmaker
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Organic. I want this to be a truly "Organic Process," i.e. make shit up as you go along...
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12-22-2009, 02:51 PM
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Gamebreaker
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09-28-2010, 02:50 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
Age: 40
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09-28-2010, 02:52 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
I'm trying to bring pwnage into my office. Damn I just pwned that client! I totally pwned that conference call.
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09-28-2010, 03:00 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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09-28-2010, 03:17 PM
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Location: Holland, Michigan
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Regarding our customers, my former boss always used to say " I hope they dont rattle our sabres".
WTF is that???? :smashfrea
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09-28-2010, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
what about when you have that upcoming monday holiday off and on friday the boss says "yall done so well this week, go ahead and take monday off too"
Yes he pulled that line out once again this year. Har, F8cking, Har
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09-28-2010, 04:27 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
workin hard or hardly workin
and my personal favorite.. get your hands off my boobs... freaking prudes.
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09-28-2010, 11:06 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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