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Old 06-23-2006, 12:01 PM   #526
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Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:09 PM   #527
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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!
A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:10 PM   #528
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That goes for any chick considered to be a "butterface." Everything must be taken into consideration but, of course, her face.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:10 PM   #529
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That's what paper bags are for.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:12 PM   #530
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A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:14 PM   #531
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A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Two in the bush? Stay away from those types. You're only asking for disappointment.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:17 PM   #532
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Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?
Or she's really, really flexible.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:18 PM   #533
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or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:22 PM   #534
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Too far, sir, too far!

Shaved is the way to go.
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or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww!
Nothing wrong with a nice little bushy bush...!!!
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landing strip for me thanks.
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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.
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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.
How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
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How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
i might give her a hate f.

it might feel like your really taking it to the enemy!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:32 PM   #540
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How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
Just shaved into a star I could probably explain away and get down to business.

If it were dyed blue I might have to turn her over.
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