Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys!

44ever · 01-28-2009, 12:33 PM

Tony Romo problems just keep getting bigger and "BIGGER"
Is Tony Romo Turning Jessica Simpson Into Jabba The Hut?

GMScud · 01-29-2009, 05:02 PM

Martellus Bennett just got fined a pretty penny for his rap song:

ProFootballTalk.com - COWBOYS TIGHT END/WANNABE RAPPER FINED

We should just re-name this thread "Jerry's Lone Star Circus"

freddyg12 · 01-30-2009, 09:35 AM

I can't get on youtube here, what did he say about Romo, TO & other cowboys?
I thought I saw on espn something about them being included in the video.

GMScud · 01-31-2009, 10:49 AM

It just keeps going and going. Receiver Roy E. Williams (the same guy who didn't do anything this past season despite Dallas giving up 1st, 3rd, and 6th round picks and a $45M extension for his services), says that Dallas had the easiest offense in the league to figure out, and that the 0-16 Lions practiced harder. HA!

Anyone else just tickled that Wade "Puppet" Phillips wasn't fired??

WR Williams says Dallas Cowboys' offense was 'easiest to figure out' | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News

44ever · 01-31-2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMScud

It just keeps going and going. Receiver Roy E. Williams (the same guy who didn't do anything this past season despite Dallas giving up 1st, 3rd, and 6th round picks and a $45M extension for his services), says that Dallas had the easiest offense in the league to figure out, and that the 0-16 Lions practiced harder. HA!

Anyone else just tickled that Wade "Puppet" Phillips wasn't fired??

WR Williams says Dallas Cowboys' offense was 'easiest to figure out' | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News

Eknox · 01-31-2009, 02:08 PM

Is this a football team, or a Sopa Opera...How Bout them Cowboys........

53Fan · 02-03-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMScud

It just keeps going and going. Receiver Roy E. Williams (the same guy who didn't do anything this past season despite Dallas giving up 1st, 3rd, and 6th round picks and a $45M extension for his services), says that Dallas had the easiest offense in the league to figure out, and that the 0-16 Lions practiced harder. HA!

Anyone else just tickled that Wade "Puppet" Phillips wasn't fired??

WR Williams says Dallas Cowboys' offense was 'easiest to figure out' | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News

GMScud · 02-04-2009, 10:41 PM

Looks like a reasonable, sound football mind won't be joining Jerry's little circus. Good.

Dan Reeves, Dallas Cowboys can't agree on consulting job - ESPN

Ruhskins · 02-05-2009, 12:47 PM

Speaking of circus, the Cowpuke fans that post on this site have been mighty quiet.

44ever · 02-17-2009, 07:43 PM

I have no clue where to post this and the last thing I want to do is start a TO thread but here is the latest on Jerry Jones on TO
Jerry Jones expects Owens to return
sounds like TO will be a Cowboy next season

GMScud · 02-17-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 44ever

I have no clue where to post this and the last thing I want to do is start a TO thread but here is the latest on Jerry Jones on TO
Jerry Jones expects Owens to return
sounds like TO will be a Cowboy next season

Good call. I started this thread initially to mock Michael Irvin's stupid reality show, but it pleasantly snowballed into a "mock the cowboys for their circus of a football team" thread.

And it continues...

GMScud · 02-21-2009, 10:43 AM

More news from Jerry's Circus. Apparently it's gag order time.

JERRY JONES TURNS TUNA WITH HIS TEAM

Posted by Mike Florio on February 21, 2009, 9:44 a.m.

This is one of the stories that we had on our list on Friday, just before the hamster was Kevorkianed. We’d then forgotten all about it, until we saw a quick mention of it on ESPN’s SportsCenter.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones apparently has informed his employees that they’re not permitted to talk about the team.
Though Jones has not yet acknowledged such an addition to the official employee handbook, the evidence comes from coach Wade Phillips

, who declined to speak with reporters as he arrived in Indianapolis for the Scouting Combine.
“Can’t talk,” Phillips told reporters. “Against the rules.”
The sudden lock-down approach by an owner who grins whenever the word “Cowboy” is uttered by the media (even when it’s in reference to actual cowboys) indicates the extent of the crisis that currently is afflicting Valley Ranch.
In our view, Jones believes that he’s losing control of the situation surrounding his team. So issuing a proclamation of this nature provides him with a superficial sense that he’s still in charge.
It also suggests that he no longer thinks that any publicity is good publicity.
From a legal standpoint, the new rule might provide Jones with sufficient evidence to block a buyout if he were to develop evidence that Phillips or offensive coordinator Jason Garrett, each of whom earn more than $3 million per year, had violated the decree.
And while the approach copies one of the primary components of the Bill Parcells approach to running a football team, the Tuna’s “one voice” system usually designates the head coach as the one voice.
As to the Cowboys, apparently the “one voice” until further notice will be Jones himself.
We used to scoff at the suggestions that Jones will someday install himself as the head coach. Though we still don’t think it’s a realistic possibility, we no longer are scoffing.

44ever · 02-21-2009, 11:01 AM

I love this thread

Ruhskins · 02-22-2009, 06:47 PM

Can we start a lobby to make this happen. It's like pouring more gasoline to the fire.

Jeff Garcia as Dallas Cowboys’ backup QB could be fun | Dallas Cowboys | Star-Telegram.com

Ruhskins · 02-27-2009, 05:08 PM

To distract you from all the free agency hoopla

Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter arrested on DWI charge - ESPN

01-28-2009, 12:33 PM	#46
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01-29-2009, 05:02 PM	#47
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01-30-2009, 09:35 AM	#48
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01-31-2009, 10:49 AM	#49
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! It just keeps going and going. Receiver Roy E. Williams (the same guy who didn't do anything this past season despite Dallas giving up 1st, 3rd, and 6th round picks and a $45M extension for his services), says that Dallas had the easiest offense in the league to figure out, and that the 0-16 Lions practiced harder. HA! Anyone else just tickled that Wade "Puppet" Phillips wasn't fired?? WR Williams says Dallas Cowboys' offense was 'easiest to figure out' \| Dallas Cowboys News \| Sports News \| News for Dallas, Texas \| Dallas Morning News __________________ Tardy Last edited by GMScud; 01-31-2009 at 11:15 AM.

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02-04-2009, 10:41 PM	#53
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! Looks like a reasonable, sound football mind won't be joining Jerry's little circus. Good. Dan Reeves, Dallas Cowboys can't agree on consulting job - ESPN __________________ Tardy

02-05-2009, 12:47 PM	#54
Ruhskins Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,378	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! Speaking of circus, the Cowpuke fans that post on this site have been mighty quiet. __________________ R.I.P. #21

02-17-2009, 07:43 PM	#55
44ever Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Fortune Teller Posts: 2,512	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! I have no clue where to post this and the last thing I want to do is start a TO thread but here is the latest on Jerry Jones on TO Jerry Jones expects Owens to return sounds like TO will be a Cowboy next season

02-21-2009, 10:43 AM	#57
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! More news from Jerry's Circus. Apparently it's gag order time. JERRY JONES TURNS TUNA WITH HIS TEAM Posted by Mike Florio on February 21, 2009, 9:44 a.m. This is one of the stories that we had on our list on Friday, just before the hamster was Kevorkianed. We’d then forgotten all about it, until we saw a quick mention of it on ESPN’s SportsCenter. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones apparently has informed his employees that they’re not permitted to talk about the team. Though Jones has not yet acknowledged such an addition to the official employee handbook, the evidence comes from coach Wade Phillips, who declined to speak with reporters as he arrived in Indianapolis for the Scouting Combine. “Can’t talk,” Phillips told reporters. “Against the rules.” The sudden lock-down approach by an owner who grins whenever the word “Cowboy” is uttered by the media (even when it’s in reference to actual cowboys) indicates the extent of the crisis that currently is afflicting Valley Ranch. In our view, Jones believes that he’s losing control of the situation surrounding his team. So issuing a proclamation of this nature provides him with a superficial sense that he’s still in charge. It also suggests that he no longer thinks that any publicity is good publicity. From a legal standpoint, the new rule might provide Jones with sufficient evidence to block a buyout if he were to develop evidence that Phillips or offensive coordinator Jason Garrett, each of whom earn more than $3 million per year, had violated the decree. And while the approach copies one of the primary components of the Bill Parcells approach to running a football team, the Tuna’s “one voice” system usually designates the head coach as the one voice. As to the Cowboys, apparently the “one voice” until further notice will be Jones himself. We used to scoff at the suggestions that Jones will someday install himself as the head coach. Though we still don’t think it’s a realistic possibility, we no longer are scoffing. __________________ Tardy

02-21-2009, 11:01 AM	#58
44ever Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Fortune Teller Posts: 2,512	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! I love this thread Last edited by 44ever; 02-27-2009 at 05:09 PM.

02-22-2009, 06:47 PM	#59
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02-27-2009, 05:08 PM	#60
Ruhskins Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,378	Re: Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys! To distract you from all the free agency hoopla Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter arrested on DWI charge - ESPN __________________ R.I.P. #21

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