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Old 02-16-2007, 04:01 PM   #1
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Me too, I forwarded it to these four girls I...oh crap!
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Old 01-23-2007, 12:35 PM   #2
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Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:02 PM   #3
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I'm raising the dead because I just got a great email from the dirty old man that works in my office and I thought I'd share...

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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with
you.

5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each
other.
New Man Law: Live by these rules.
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:28 PM   #4
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LOLOL, that one made me laugh out loud IN CLASS AMD.
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:45 PM   #5
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Nice.
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:49 PM   #6
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Winner winner
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:56 PM   #7
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I fowarded that to like five chicks in my office, they got a kick out of it!
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:05 PM   #8
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Since we're here...any new man laws for '07?
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Okay here's one.

If two guys are looking at a photo of hot chick, clothed or not, Guy A can't look at Guy B's pants and make a comment on Guy A having a woodie.

Man Law: A guy should never comment on another guy having a woodie.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:18 PM   #10
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:18 PM   #13
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.

ding dong?? haha...as opposed to "wee wee"
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To be totally honest about it, I probably wouldn't be friends with that person anymore.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:28 PM   #15
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"Damn dude. Nice package."
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