What REALLY grinds your gears?

[Chico23231]

NCAA penalizes golfer for washing her car - ESPN

Wow. NCAA grinding hard these days.

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

NCAA penalizes golfer for washing her car - ESPN

Wow. NCAA grinding hard these days.

If you let golfers use university water for car washes, next thing you know they'll be wanting to have sex with animals. It's good that the NCAA nipped that slippery slope in the bud.

[Chico23231]

Getting an email from my mortgage company saying "We might have submitted your mortgage payment twice to your banking institution by accident." Not any might about it.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Getting an email from my mortgage company saying "We might have submitted your mortgage payment twice to your banking institution by accident." Not any might about it.

However if you short us by a few bucks or miss a payment we'll ruin your credit.

[over the mountain]

"People" in motorized wheelchairs who speed along the pedestrian pathways.

Have they no regard for those of us who are forced to manually labor our way from a parking lot to our intended destination?

An obese woman doing nearly 7 mph cut a group of us off as we attempted to safely navigate an inclined curb. Dirty looks were shared by all.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

"People" in motorized wheelchairs who speed along the pedestrian pathways.

Have they no regard for those of us who are forced to manually labor our way from a parking lot to our intended destination?

An obese woman doing nearly 7 mph cut a group of us off as we attempted to safely navigate an inclined curb. Dirty looks were shared by all.

Obese people should be fined for taking those scooters from the legitimately handicapped.

[Chico23231]

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

lol holy crap

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

Yikes! What kind of snake?

[CultBrennan59]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

My uncle lived in Indonesia and had a rice farm. He employed over 20 local Indonesia people to work on his rice farm every day. Well one day when their work shift was over he went to give them they're days pay. He counted 19 people and others were saying they couldn't find this teenager who worked in the rice fields with him.

My uncle and the workers went to go and search for the boy only to find a 30 foot reticulated Python with a 5 foot long bulge in its stomach. My uncle who died a few years ago told me that he had to shoot the thing twice with a shotgun. They sawed the python open and sadly but sure enough it had eaten the boy.

So any kind of snake whether it be small, the worlds largest, the worlds deadliest, or the most harmless snake, I don't care I hate snakes.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online

[Daseal]

Originally Posted by Monkeydad

Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online

I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by Daseal

I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

Ill try anything at this point. St Patrick sounds good. Havent seen the lil bastard, brought the lab back to the house. We will see

[Lotus]

There are snake traps which you can get from hardware stores which are basically sticky traps. A snake gets stuck slithering across. If you put a couple down, within a couple of days you should have either a captive snake or the peace of mind that the snake is gone.

[Chico23231]

animal control just left...of course we couldnt locate it. She said 9 times out of 10 they will leave the same way came in. But I really dont think she looked to hard.

Pretty sure it was black snake. Damn it. now im freaked out. Im gonna have to turn this place upside down after work.