Smootie: the "juicy" details

hurrykaine · 12-15-2005, 02:35 PM

http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5784419.html

Enjoy...

Redskins_P · 12-15-2005, 02:43 PM

I can't believe that Mckinnie went down on a stripper!!!! Whats wrong with him? You know thats the first rule! Never, ever, ever, under any circumstance do you go down on a stripper/prostitute!

But damn I wish I was there.....

jamf · 12-15-2005, 02:45 PM

They got busted for that? wtf.

If that would've happend in vegas, people would make fun of them for partying like the amish...

culpepper arrested for rubbing some booty... this is a sick ****ing world.

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2005, 02:45 PM

Yeah, you know that tingling your mouth McKinnie? That's the 13 STDs you just caught.

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2005, 02:47 PM

"Smoot was accused of using a sex toy on two women in the presence of numerous guests."

Is this really just a promotion of Smoot's new sex toy, the "Silky Johnson"?

Redskins_P · 12-15-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

"Smoot was accused of using a sex toy on two women in the presence of numerous guests."

Is this really just a promotion of Smoot's new sex toy, the "Silky Johnson"?

Maybe he's trying to be like 50 cent

MTK · 12-15-2005, 02:52 PM

Real classy.

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2005, 02:57 PM

Should I be more worried that Fi'ty is coming out with a sex toy or how you found out about it?

Riggo44 · 12-15-2005, 03:03 PM

This thread is halarious.
That tingling in your mouth McKinnie? That's the 13 STDs you just got. :vomit: And Freddy using a dildo was just a promotion of Smoot's new sex toy, the "Silky Johnson"?

Classic.

5RINGS · 12-15-2005, 03:05 PM

Read the article.

What a shakedown. Bullsh+T charges.
What was McKinnie thinking?!?!

Free Smootie!!!

Redskins_P · 12-15-2005, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Should I be more worried that Fi'ty is coming out with a sex toy or how you found out about it?

It was TAFKAS who told me about it!!!!! I swear!!!

SmootSmack · 12-15-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redskins_P

It was TAFKAS who told me about it!!!!! I swear!!!

I found out from Offiss. Said he used it to go "hunting"

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2005, 03:10 PM

TAFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! "Pow! Right in the kisser."

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I found out from Offiss. Said he used it to go "hunting"

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! The comedic stylings recently have been more than enough reason to come to this website.

So should 50 make it in blaze orange then?

mooby · 12-15-2005, 06:29 PM

This just in, Smoot is the new official spokeperson for Trojan Condoms.

12-15-2005, 02:35 PM	#1
hurrykaine Impact Rookie Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Washington, D.C. Age: 50 Posts: 762	Smootie: the "juicy" details http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5784419.html Enjoy...

12-15-2005, 02:43 PM	#2
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 45 Posts: 4,101	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details I can't believe that Mckinnie went down on a stripper!!!! Whats wrong with him? You know thats the first rule! Never, ever, ever, under any circumstance do you go down on a stripper/prostitute! But damn I wish I was there.....

12-15-2005, 02:45 PM	#3
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,173	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details They got busted for that? wtf. If that would've happend in vegas, people would make fun of them for partying like the amish... culpepper arrested for rubbing some booty... this is a sick ****ing world.

12-15-2005, 02:45 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details Yeah, you know that tingling your mouth McKinnie? That's the 13 STDs you just caught. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-15-2005, 02:47 PM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details "Smoot was accused of using a sex toy on two women in the presence of numerous guests." Is this really just a promotion of Smoot's new sex toy, the "Silky Johnson"? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-15-2005, 02:52 PM	#7
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,345	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details Real classy.

12-15-2005, 02:57 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details Should I be more worried that Fi'ty is coming out with a sex toy or how you found out about it? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-15-2005, 03:03 PM	#9
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 50 Posts: 2,390	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details This thread is halarious. That tingling in your mouth McKinnie? That's the 13 STDs you just got. :vomit: And Freddy using a dildo was just a promotion of Smoot's new sex toy, the "Silky Johnson"? Classic. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

12-15-2005, 03:05 PM	#10
5RINGS Closet Redskins Fan Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 495	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details Read the article. What a shakedown. Bullsh+T charges. What was McKinnie thinking?!?! Free Smootie!!! __________________ I am a complete and unabashed Romosexual.

12-15-2005, 03:10 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details TAFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! "Pow! Right in the kisser." __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-15-2005, 06:29 PM	#15
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,298	Re: Smootie: the "juicy" details This just in, Smoot is the new official spokeperson for Trojan Condoms.

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