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Old 09-20-2020, 10:15 PM   #1
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Today can just absolutely go fuck itself.

This is just unreal. If you're a Lakers fan I hate your guts.
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Old 09-20-2020, 10:35 PM   #2
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Old 09-21-2020, 12:22 PM   #3
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I thought ever Sunday was fuck day.
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Old 09-21-2020, 02:41 PM   #4
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today can just absolutely go fuck itself.



This is just unreal. If you're a lakers fan i hate your guts.


hahahahahahahahaha
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I hate the Lakers, Football team shit the bed, Yanks lost finally, and i need to get a tooth extracted. Did I mention it was Monday? Yeah fuck you today! At least my Hurricanes are giving me something to cheer about, and my fantasy team bounced back....
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Old 09-21-2020, 03:24 PM   #5
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I hate the Lakers, Football team shit the bed, Yanks lost finally, and i need to get a tooth extracted. Did I mention it was Monday? Yeah fuck you today! At least my Hurricanes are giving me something to cheer about, and my fantasy team bounced back....
Saturday was great too. FSU coach has COVID. What a shitty weekend.

And my FF team is fucked. Barkley out for the year. That was my bonus gift for yesterday. Cam Akers didn't make it thru the 1st quarter either. Safe to say I'm 0-2 and I might has well of just burned the 50 bucks.
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Old 09-21-2020, 03:46 PM   #6
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SD - id take a step back and smile. All your problems are not actually your problems. You dont have Covid, you didnt tear your ACL and a ball didnt bounce your way.

In fact, it seems your life is soo good ... you have to adopt other people's problems just so you have problems. Bask in the glory of being a single male with no children my friend, with disposable income living in one of the most beautiful parts of the world.

If youre incapable of enjoying silence and being the sole person who has input on your daily schedule ... go date a crazy drama chick who gives good head.

Life is good. As good as you make it.
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Old 09-27-2020, 10:52 PM   #7
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Gonna change my FF team's name to:

HaskinsAccuracy or New York Giants

To accurately reflect how bad my team sucks (cocks in hell).
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Old 09-28-2020, 08:37 AM   #8
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This season may be painful for Washington but there are THREE (Possible) FUTURE Events I look forward to:

1. GOOD CHANCE the NFL will force Snyder to sell!!

2. The team will get a new NAME: RED WOLVES!

3. We’ve have a very good FIRST ROUND Draft Pick. If Haskin’s doesn’t improve a lot, then we will draft a new QB. Otherwise, they will draft the Best Available OT. Second draft year for Rivera/Smith. Lessen the toxic input of Snyder/Allen’s personnel decisions.


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Old 10-02-2020, 12:00 AM   #9
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Really a whole lot of football to go. Bear in mind. Just hope Haskins flourishes!
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Old 11-07-2020, 11:49 PM   #10
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Fuck today?

No, fuck this whole year.

Even when I pull for Clemson to win, nope, fuck me.

If you live in America and are not dead, your year has been better than mine. Only 2 requirements to have a better year than me.
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Old 11-08-2020, 07:54 AM   #11
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Fuck today?

No, fuck this whole year.

Even when I pull for Clemson to win, nope, fuck me.

If you live in America and are not dead, your year has been better than mine. Only 2 requirements to have a better year than me.
The king is dead, long live the king. I'm just guessing all those catholic football players were so amped about having the second ever catholic president elected.
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