RG3 Has NFL's top selling jersey!

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Haynesworth...what a colossal failure.

"You're down on the ground, you have to get up" defining quote of the Haynesworth eta, courtesy of Jon Gruden.

[MTK]

How many times can this same story be re-hashed FFS

https://theundefeated.com/features/r...he-long-slide/

[skinsfaninok]

Originally Posted by MTK

How many times can this same story be re-hashed FFS

https://theundefeated.com/features/r...he-long-slide/

It's because he was supposed to be "The next big thing" and he was also a young exciting black QB that we hadn't seen since Vick with his speed and quickness, strong arm etc.

RG3 was an ICON in DC and still to this day some folks love him there. Heck he gave us all one hell of a ride that 2012 season, every game was must watch tv.

[MTK]

Yeah we get that but some people (Reid) just can’t let this story go.

Maybe he can try out for the XFL.

[skinsfaninok]

Originally Posted by MTK

Yeah we get that but some people (Reid) just can’t let this story go.

Maybe he can try out for the XFL.

LOL and last 2 plays

[metalskins]

Originally Posted by MTK

Yeah we get that but some people (Reid) just can’t let this story go.

Maybe he can try out for the XFL.

Hmmmm....if he succeeds in the XFL, does that mean it's OK for me to show my face wearing his jersey again?

[skinsfan69]

XFL won't kick off until 2020. 3 years in football is not like a normal 3 years. There will be new guys that will have bigger names by the time 2020 roles around. I think Griffin will be doing something else by then. He's a smart guy. He should just go be a lawyer or do politics.

[MTK]

When the XFL starts he’ll only be 31. I wouldn’t rule him out giving it a shot.

[Giantone]

Sorry but to me the XFL will have the same problem's as it did before. Fans will be tired of Football they will be going against Pro and College Basket ball,Hockey and the start of Baseball season.Where is it they will be playing ,NFL stadiums,College fields,High school fields???

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I want He Hate Me back! OMG, this reminds me of the Ethan Albright letter:

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright

[MTK]

Somehow this dope is making the Smith trade about him

@RGIII
Some how...Some way...they will blame this on me. No doubt 🤷🏾*♂️

[skinsfaninok]

Originally Posted by MTK

Somehow this dope is making the Smith trade about him

@RGIII
Some how...Some way...they will blame this on me. No doubt 🤷🏾*♂️

was just about to post this, lol this dude wont go away

[HailGreen28]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I want He Hate Me back! OMG, this reminds me of the Ethan Albright letter:

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80...(snip)

I remember seeing this before. Comedy gold, Malcolm. Thanks.

[calia]

Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

was just about to post this, lol this dude wont go away

He really turned into a complete douche. RGDouche.


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[calia]

Originally Posted by HailGreen28

I remember seeing this before. Comedy gold, Malcolm. Thanks.

I challenge anyone to read Albright’s rant and not be in tears by the end. I can’t.


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