Fastest Redskins player now?

[724Skinsfan]

Chris Horton.

Chris Horton is so fast that what you see on the field is a ghostly image of where he once was.
Chris Horton is so fast he's already making plays during next weeks game.
Chris Horton is so fast that he passes himself when running on a track.
Chris Horton is so fast Darrell Green knows how to spell his last name.
Chris Horton is so fast he disrupts the earth's rotational spin.
Chris Horton is so fast his nickname is BlueGene/L.
Ever notice how Horton and Hadron sound the same? It's not a coincidence.

[DIRTEE]

Seems that Chris Horton is the new Chuck Norris