WFT's Off-Season Thread

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-30-2021, 02:48 PM

Chico23231 · 03-30-2021, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking this when I read the previous page.

*random thought* should I reference the humpty dance...

punch it in · 03-30-2021, 03:19 PM

I have now gone through the alphabet twice and added an umpy to every letter. The only other word I can come up with is mumpy and it isn’t a word. So....

sdskinsfan2001 · 03-30-2021, 04:02 PM

If someone new joined the site and this was the 1st conversation they saw...

MTK · 03-30-2021, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

I have now gone through the alphabet twice and added an umpy to every letter. The only other word I can come up with is mumpy and it isn’t a word. So....

did we get to jumpy or clumpy

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-30-2021, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking this when I read the previous page.

*random thought* should I reference the humpty dance...

Even more hilarious is looking at a photo of this guy and thinking: "In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear."

Chico23231 · 03-30-2021, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Even more hilarious is looking at a photo of this guy and thinking: "In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear."

That’s the gaze after being called Humpy by a man for the first time.

punch it in · 03-31-2021, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MTK

did we get to jumpy or clumpy

This is why you are the boss.

punch it in · 03-31-2021, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

If someone new joined the site and this was the 1st conversation they saw...

LOL. I would actually be like wow I found my happy place, but I am extremely mentally underdeveloped for my age.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-31-2021, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

That’s the gaze after being called Humpy by a man for the first time.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL. I forgot about this thread, came back and audibly laughed at that comment.

Monkeydad · 04-01-2021, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

That’s the gaze after being called Humpy by a man for the first time.

Monkeydad · 04-05-2021, 01:49 PM

Assuming we do not draft another WR, that position seems set now.

Depth Chart projection:

Terry McLaurin
Curtis Samuel
Adam Humphries
Cam Sims
Kelvin Harmon
Antonio Gandy-Golden
DeAndre Carter (KR/PR)

Isaiah Wright would likely be the next on the list in case of camp injuries, but I don't see how Steven Sims, Jr. makes the team unless Carter is a total disaster. He was brought in as a return specialist and competition if nor outright replacement of Sims.

Number44 · 04-05-2021, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeydad

Assuming we do not draft another WR, that position seems set now.

Depth Chart projection:

Terry McLaurin
Curtis Samuel
Adam Humphries
Cam Sims
Kelvin Harmon
Antonio Gandy-Golden
DeAndre Carter (KR/PR)

Isaiah Wright would likely be the next on the list in case of camp injuries, but I don't see how Steven Sims, Jr. makes the team unless Carter is a total disaster. He was brought in as a return specialist and competition if nor outright replacement of Sims.

I believe Humphries can return kicks, as well. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Samuel and Gibson can, too. Yeah, I'd say S. Sims is pretty much gone.

Monkeydad · 04-05-2021, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Number44

I believe Humphries can return kicks, as well. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Samuel and Gibson can, too. Yeah, I'd say S. Sims is pretty much gone.

We re-signed Danny Johnson for another year also.

Chief X_Phackter · 04-06-2021, 07:55 PM

A couple thoughts on the whole Scherff situation. Keim reported about a week ago that BS and the WFT haven’t talked recently about a long-term deal, but that BS did turn down offers that would have made him the highest paid guard in the league. He also said that a “league source” he spoke with thought it would be difficult to keep him, saying “that ship has sailed”.

John Keim is definitely plugged in, but the issue I have with all this is - who knows when those offers were even made. If they haven’t talked recently, as Keim suggested, then the offers were probably made before the franchise tag was applied, before free agency began, and before Joe Thuney got his new deal. If that’s the case, I don’t think this is a big deal at all. They probably tried to get him to sign a more team friendly deal (of course), and when that appeared to go nowhere, BS probably decided to wait until free agency to see what his true market value would be, knowing Thuney was up for a new deal.

Anyway, I don’t see this as a done deal or that the ship has sailed. They could still get a long term deal done. His market value is set now, and he’ll probably want to marginally beat Thuney’s deal, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing to lock him up. Of course he has to want to be here, and I don’t know for sure that he does.

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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: WFT's Off-Season Thread __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-30-2021, 03:19 PM	#768
punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 52 Posts: 22,999	Re: WFT's Off-Season Thread I have now gone through the alphabet twice and added an umpy to every letter. The only other word I can come up with is mumpy and it isn’t a word. So....

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sdskinsfan2001 Living Legend Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hanahan, South Carolina Age: 40 Posts: 19,323	Re: WFT's Off-Season Thread If someone new joined the site and this was the 1st conversation they saw... __________________ Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie? Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish. Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

04-05-2021, 01:49 PM	#777
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 17,460	Re: WFT's Off-Season Thread Assuming we do not draft another WR, that position seems set now. Depth Chart projection: Terry McLaurin Curtis Samuel Adam Humphries Cam Sims Kelvin Harmon Antonio Gandy-Golden DeAndre Carter (KR/PR) Isaiah Wright would likely be the next on the list in case of camp injuries, but I don't see how Steven Sims, Jr. makes the team unless Carter is a total disaster. He was brought in as a return specialist and competition if nor outright replacement of Sims. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

04-06-2021, 07:55 PM	#780
Chief X_Phackter Pro Bowl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 5,436	Re: WFT's Off-Season Thread A couple thoughts on the whole Scherff situation. Keim reported about a week ago that BS and the WFT haven’t talked recently about a long-term deal, but that BS did turn down offers that would have made him the highest paid guard in the league. He also said that a “league source” he spoke with thought it would be difficult to keep him, saying “that ship has sailed”. John Keim is definitely plugged in, but the issue I have with all this is - who knows when those offers were even made. If they haven’t talked recently, as Keim suggested, then the offers were probably made before the franchise tag was applied, before free agency began, and before Joe Thuney got his new deal. If that’s the case, I don’t think this is a big deal at all. They probably tried to get him to sign a more team friendly deal (of course), and when that appeared to go nowhere, BS probably decided to wait until free agency to see what his true market value would be, knowing Thuney was up for a new deal. Anyway, I don’t see this as a done deal or that the ship has sailed. They could still get a long term deal done. His market value is set now, and he’ll probably want to marginally beat Thuney’s deal, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing to lock him up. Of course he has to want to be here, and I don’t know for sure that he does.

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