Some Redskins holiday humor

Paintrain · 11-26-2009, 04:10 PM

This was some pretty funny stuff, especially the debate on mac & cheese..

The Unexpected Racial Implications Of Macaroni And Cheese

One overwhelming favorite answer to the question was macaroni and cheese.

"My momma's homemade mac and cheese," Jeremy Jarmon said.

"Always have macaroni and cheese," Santana Moss said. ''That's one of the dishes that it ain't Thanksgiving unless you've got macaroni and cheese."

"My favorite side dish is my grandmother's macaroni and cheese," Antwaan Randle El said. "Unfortunately for me, I'm lactose intolerant. Unfortunately for everybody else, I'm still gonna eat it."

"Macaroni and cheese," Haynesworth said. "Now, I'm talkin' about baked [stuff], not, like, Kraft. My mom MAKES it. She bakes it."

"Mac and cheese or something," Devin Thomas said. I must've looked slightly surprised. "Damn right! Why not?"

"Well," I said hesitantly, "I just don't think I've ever considered macaroni and cheese part of Thanksgiving dinner."

Thomas was aghast. "Never had mac and cheese on Thanksgiving?!?!"

"You gotta go to a black Thanksgiving, then," Fred Davis suggested.

Haynesworth agreed. "What kind of family do you have?" he asked rhetorically. "It's cause you're white and you're from here."

So I figured I'd see if that was true in the simplest way possible: by specifically asking white players if they'd eaten mac and cheese as part of Thanksgiving dinner.

Shaun Suisham: "Never."

Hunter Smith: "I wish I did, but I don't.

Todd Yoder: "I don't know. Maybe. But it's not a staple or anything."

Casey Rabach: "Mac n' Cheese? No. Nope. It's a black thing."

Click the link for the whole story..

Thursday, November 26: Redskins Discuss Thanksgiving Foods. At Length.

Happy Thanksgiving guys.

53Fan · 11-26-2009, 06:04 PM

Amusing article. I wouldn't eat chitlins if you paid me....no...uh-uh. :vomit:

jamf · 11-26-2009, 07:55 PM

Love Randle Els comment:

"My favorite side dish is my grandmother's macaroni and cheese," Antwaan Randle El said. "Unfortunately for me, I'm lactose intolerant. Unfortunately for everybody else, I'm still gonna eat it."

Trample the Elderly · 11-27-2009, 08:33 AM

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tryfuhl · 11-28-2009, 05:29 AM

mmmm oyster dressing <3333

Lotus · 11-28-2009, 07:38 PM

The locker room is obviously split over mac and cheese. No wonder the team underperforms: how can you keep morale up in that kind of situation?

AYJAX · 11-30-2009, 12:51 AM

There is no way mac and cheese is a white black thing. It must be a regional thing or something, because my family is white as rice and we love some mac and cheese.

tryfuhl · 11-30-2009, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AYJAX

There is no way mac and cheese is a white black thing. It must be a regional thing or something, because my family is white as rice and we love some mac and cheese.

Yeah but is it at every Thanksgiving?

AYJAX · 11-30-2009, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Yeah but is it at every Thanksgiving?

yep, mac and cheese has made it to all that i can remember. but i have just heard a couple people tell me that collard greens is a staple food in there thanksgiving dinners and that is something i have never had for the holidays. they are awesome and i love them, but it has never made it to my thanksgiving dinner.

11-26-2009, 04:10 PM	#1
Paintrain Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Age: 53 Posts: 5,006	Some Redskins holiday humor This was some pretty funny stuff, especially the debate on mac & cheese.. The Unexpected Racial Implications Of Macaroni And Cheese One overwhelming favorite answer to the question was macaroni and cheese. "My momma's homemade mac and cheese," Jeremy Jarmon said. "Always have macaroni and cheese," Santana Moss said. ''That's one of the dishes that it ain't Thanksgiving unless you've got macaroni and cheese." "My favorite side dish is my grandmother's macaroni and cheese," Antwaan Randle El said. "Unfortunately for me, I'm lactose intolerant. Unfortunately for everybody else, I'm still gonna eat it." "Macaroni and cheese," Haynesworth said. "Now, I'm talkin' about baked [stuff], not, like, Kraft. My mom MAKES it. She bakes it." "Mac and cheese or something," Devin Thomas said. I must've looked slightly surprised. "Damn right! Why not?" "Well," I said hesitantly, "I just don't think I've ever considered macaroni and cheese part of Thanksgiving dinner." Thomas was aghast. "Never had mac and cheese on Thanksgiving?!?!" "You gotta go to a black Thanksgiving, then," Fred Davis suggested. Haynesworth agreed. "What kind of family do you have?" he asked rhetorically. "It's cause you're white and you're from here." So I figured I'd see if that was true in the simplest way possible: by specifically asking white players if they'd eaten mac and cheese as part of Thanksgiving dinner. Shaun Suisham: "Never." Hunter Smith: "I wish I did, but I don't. Todd Yoder: "I don't know. Maybe. But it's not a staple or anything." Casey Rabach: "Mac n' Cheese? No. Nope. It's a black thing." Click the link for the whole story.. Thursday, November 26: Redskins Discuss Thanksgiving Foods. At Length. Happy Thanksgiving guys. __________________ Paintrain's Redskins Fandom 1981-2014 I'm not dead but this team is dead to me...but now that McCloughan is here they may have new life! Jay Gruden = Zorny McSpurrier Kirk Cousins = Next Grossman

11-26-2009, 06:04 PM	#2
53Fan Franchise Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kill Devil Hills, N.C. Posts: 7,570	Re: Some Redskins holiday humor Amusing article. I wouldn't eat chitlins if you paid me....no...uh-uh. :vomit: __________________ Defense wins championships. Bring it!

11-26-2009, 07:55 PM	#3
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,173	Re: Some Redskins holiday humor Love Randle Els comment: "My favorite side dish is my grandmother's macaroni and cheese," Antwaan Randle El said. "Unfortunately for me, I'm lactose intolerant. Unfortunately for everybody else, I'm still gonna eat it."

11-27-2009, 08:33 AM	#4
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11-28-2009, 05:29 AM	#5
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 40 Posts: 12,514	Re: Some Redskins holiday humor mmmm oyster dressing <3333

11-28-2009, 07:38 PM	#6
Lotus Fire Bruce NOW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 11,434	Re: Some Redskins holiday humor The locker room is obviously split over mac and cheese. No wonder the team underperforms: how can you keep morale up in that kind of situation? __________________ Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny

11-30-2009, 12:51 AM	#7
AYJAX Camp Scrub Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Annapolis, Md Posts: 22	Re: Some Redskins holiday humor There is no way mac and cheese is a white black thing. It must be a regional thing or something, because my family is white as rice and we love some mac and cheese.

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