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Old 09-13-2021, 07:53 PM   #166
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Imagine being in the stadium watching the new turnstile Leno let his defender rush by him to pancake your new 39 year old QB in his 5th passing snap of the new NFL year while having raw sewage pour down all over your head?

Folks this WFT in 2021

JFC…Am I dead stuck in hell? Is this real?

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Old 09-13-2021, 09:07 PM   #167
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Imagine being in the stadium watching the new turnstile Leno let his defender rush by him to pancake your new 39 year old QB in his 5 passing snap of the new NFL year while having raw sewage pour down all over your head?

Folks this WFT in 2021

JFC…Am I dead stuck in hell? Is this real?

I swear
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I literally can’t make this shit up lmfao
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Old 09-13-2021, 09:31 PM   #168
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The water wasn't sewage, but stored rainwater. Doesn't make it much better but the fans did get moved to an inside suite for the game.

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2021/9/...ge-fedex-field

UPDATE: The liquid isn’t sewage. The leak came from a storage tank filled with rain water at FedEx Field. @wusa9

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Old 09-13-2021, 09:34 PM   #169
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Looks like the qb store was all out of Fitzmagic, all they had left was Fitztragic.

Ok I'll show myself out for that one lol.

Serious question - if Heinicke fails to impress and the season is lost by the time Fitz comes back - do we just keep him on the bench and pull a Nats and "let the team get some valuable game experience" for next season while simultaneously aiming for a high draft pick?
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Looks like the qb store was all out of Fitzmagic, all they had left was Fitztragic.



Ok I'll show myself out for that one lol.



Serious question - if Heinicke fails to impress and the season is lost by the time Fitz comes back - do we just keep him on the bench and pull a Nats and "let the team get some valuable game experience" for next season while simultaneously aiming for a high draft pick?
How dare you speak such blasphemies of TH?!?

You should be cast out amongst the wailing sewage that befell fans rooting for RF.

Seriously though, no need for a 39yo with a messed up hip to come running back onto the field. The season either belongs to Heinicke, or is a preparation for a draft pick next year. Maybe we can have 16 qbs in 17 games? It would be a record fitting the WFT.

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Old 09-13-2021, 10:22 PM   #171
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If you are rolling into DC on the bad side of 30 as a QB you know it’s the last stop before the retirement party.
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Old 09-13-2021, 10:38 PM   #172
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Looks like the qb store was all out of Fitzmagic, all they had left was Fitztragic.

Ok I'll show myself out for that one lol.

Serious question - if Heinicke fails to impress and the season is lost by the time Fitz comes back - do we just keep him on the bench and pull a Nats and "let the team get some valuable game experience" for next season while simultaneously aiming for a high draft pick?
Bursting pipes of sewage + journey man qb = Shitztastic

I swear this franchise…how did we end up here? I want to go back and punch the Cooks for selling the team to this fuckin dope. The god damn Haskins pick set us up for this type of bullshit.
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Looks like the qb store was all out of Fitzmagic, all they had left was Fitztragic.

Ok I'll show myself out for that one lol.

Serious question - if Heinicke fails to impress and the season is lost by the time Fitz comes back - do we just keep him on the bench and pull a Nats and "let the team get some valuable game experience" for next season while simultaneously aiming for a high draft pick?
In three games thus far with the WFT (one complete playoff game, and two partial games) here is the line on Heinicke:

49 / 78
565 yards
3 TD
1 INT
1 separated shoulder


It's entirely possible that this team will be better off with Heinicke at QB. I am interested in seeing what he can do, now that the job is officially his for the foreseeable future. The big question is whether or not he will finally conquer the most important ability...
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Old 09-13-2021, 11:05 PM   #174
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In three games thus far with the WFT (one complete playoff game, and two partial games) here is the line on Heinicke:

49 / 78
565 yards
3 TD
1 INT
1 separated shoulder
Honestly, not bad. Rushing td and I imagine 60 yards rushing? We need a guy who can move back there. Meanwhile keep Kyle Allen loose
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Honestly, not bad. Rushing td and I imagine 60 yards rushing? We need a guy who can move back there. Meanwhile keep Kyle Allen loose
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Old 09-14-2021, 02:08 AM   #176
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The water wasn't sewage, but stored rainwater. Doesn't make it much better but the fans did get moved to an inside suite for the game.

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2021/9/...ge-fedex-field

UPDATE: The liquid isn’t sewage. The leak came from a storage tank filled with rain water at FedEx Field. @wusa9

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Oh, I think that makes it a lot better. Not good, mind you, but rainwater over raw sewage? C’mon.


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Old 09-14-2021, 05:42 AM   #177
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Oh, I think that makes it a lot better. Not good, mind you, but rainwater over raw sewage? C’mon.


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In three games thus far with the WFT (one complete playoff game, and two partial games) here is the line on Heinicke:

49 / 78
565 yards
3 TD
1 INT
1 separated shoulder


It's entirely possible that this team will be better off with Heinicke at QB. I am interested in seeing what he can do, now that the job is officially his for the foreseeable future. The big question is whether or not he will finally conquer the most important ability...
Oh just to be clear I'm not down on Heinicke at all, he does provide a spark.

But lately this franchise is cursed when it comes to qb's.

The more likely scenario is Leno allows another backup lb to waltz past him and break Heinicke's hip too and we end up with Allen at qb - and then the season is really lost because Allen is a JAG.
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Old 09-14-2021, 08:54 AM   #179
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It's funny at this point, I mean how can you be so unprepared at the HARDEST POSITION IN THE FUCKING WORLD TO FIND???????????????????????

Only this team man
How were they unprepared at the QB position?
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Old 09-14-2021, 09:45 AM   #180
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Not much you can do to prepare for your QB getting pancaked and breaking his hip
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