Let's Mock Draft the First Round

[Chico23231]

Calling all Bucky Brooks' to this thread. Get your hair perfect like Big Kipper and give me your best Mike Mayock impersonation...don't bring that weak Todd McShay or soft ass Daniel Jeremiah bullshit.

This first round will not be chill with all these QB prospects going early. Plus the Browns in the mix twice...nuff said. The pathetic shitbags Giants will be picking 2nd, fingers crossed for a bust. Look there's a Horse Tooth Jackass "I'm the smartest guy in the Room" picking 5th.

Its time to mock. Give me your trades, give me how this plays out to the greatest franchise on the planet picking at lucky 13, or give me the whole damn round.

1. Browns - Sam Darnold
2. G-Turds - Bradley Chubb
3. Jets - Baker Mayfield
4. Bills (Trade from Browns) - Josh Rosen
5. Horse Tooths - Saquon Barkley
6. Colts - Quenton Nelson
7. Bucs - Derwin James
8. Bears - Mike McGlinchey
9. 40-whiners - Tremaine Edmunds
10. Gruden's Grinder - Roquan Smith
11. Dolphins - Josh Allen
12. Browns - Denzel Ward
13. Redskins - Minkah Fitzpatrick

Who do you have?