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[GeneParmesan]

Hello and good day to you fine sirs or madams, sorry for bothering the general population but my outreaches to several members of this website through private messaging systems was without much success. If I may I would like to inquire about how I may or can go about contacting and or reaching Mr. Daniel Snyder (he's the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins football club in case you didn't already know). I'm an old friend of his from our childhoods and would like to get in touch and or contact with him again. For your troubles I can or if I may send you some free cheese samples. I'm a cheesemaker and I make some of the finest in the world. Thank you can goodday to you alls. Please pardon my english as I am not of the american origin.