[QUOTE=DynamiteRave;888673]I've never waited tables before, but as someone who works a customer service job, this is just BS.

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I have bartended and waited tables you never now the whole story. Watiers and bartenders that think they are entitled to a certain percent general got shit like this. If you frame of mind is I am at zero percent to start and it is my job to wow the guest to a higher percent nine out of ten times this doesn't happen to you.
In Hilton head I had come in all the time he did all the electric work for heniz field he retired off that contract. Whatever his bill was that was your tip amount.

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[quote=mredskins;888691]I have bartended and waited tables you never now the whole story. Watiers and bartenders that think they are entitled to a certain percent general got shit like this. If you frame of mind is I am at zero percent to start and it is my job to wow the guest to a higher percent nine out of ten times this doesn't happen to you.
In Hilton head I had come in all the time he did all the electric work for heniz field he retired off that contract. Whatever his bill was that was your tip amount.[/quote]

My dad was the tip to the service amount, he even gave a waitress a penny once, the service was so bad. But considering a lot of the people I know who did/do wait tables, were the struggling type, I tend to tip base at 15% and then move up from there (which is rare when/if I do but it can happen). But especially when you have over $100 tab, I'm gonna chalk it up to someone just being a big asshat to only tip you $1.33 I mean I'd even tip a shitty server $5 if I had a bill like that. I don't think servers and bartenders should EXPECT a certain amount, but I don't think as a customer, you should tip shitty and then be a dick enough to tell them to get a real job. At that point you've gone from dissatisfied customer (if he was unsatisfied with her service) to a flat out asshole.

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i served in my younger days, i have been screwed several times but never that hard. once i got 4 or 5 coins on $45 (i accidentally brought the wrong wine to a woman, she told me, i had the right wine in front of her in under a minute). and once i got $5 on $95, this one pissed me off (they told my manager i was doing a great job and that i was one of the best servers they had ever had). and then there was my best table ever, 10-12 redskins fans, i made over $300 off that table, one guy handed me a c-note and apologized for his drunk friends, i looked at him like "are you sure?!?" and he said yeah awesome.

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Those three deserve eachother

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[quote=DynamiteRave;888673]I've never waited tables before, but as someone who works a customer service job, this is just BS.[/quote]

If the service was really that bad, I would have called over a manager and tried to work things out that way. No need for a dick move like that.

[QUOTE=Mattyk;888776]If the service was really that bad, I would have called over a manager and tried to work things out that way. No need for a dick move like that.[/QUOTE]

The tip amount was not the dick move the get a real job was. Ask GM Scud how much his servers are pulling I am sure it is plenty enough to be a real job.

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Even without the comment, a $1.33 tip on a $133 tab is a dick move in my book.

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[quote=mredskins;888901]The tip amount was not the dick move [B]the get a real job was[/B]. Ask GM Scud how much his servers are pulling I am sure it is plenty enough to be a real job.[/quote]

That's the rich but sad irony. It is a real enough job for the person to expect to be brought food. But when it comes to a tip from that person, it's not a real job anymore. The hypocrisy is thick.

[QUOTE=Mattyk;888903]Even without the comment, a $1.33 tip on a $133 tab is a dick move in my book.[/QUOTE]

Without knowing the whole story you really can't say. You would still tip someone even if they did a awful job; I wouldn't and have not and I have been the guest and the waiter

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[quote=mredskins;888906]Without knowing the whole story you really can't say. You would still tip someone even if they did a awful job; I wouldn't and have not and I have been the guest and the waiter[/quote]

Like I said, I would have talked to a manager if the service was really that shitty.

I've never had an experience so bad where I would consider not leaving a tip.

If someone doesn't feel a tip is justified, fine, don't leave a tip. But leaving a trivial amount and a comment is just being an asshole. Something tells me a person like that probably wasn't an ideal customer.

[QUOTE=Mattyk;888912]Like I said, I would have talked to a manager if the service was really that shitty.

I've never had an experience so bad where I would consider not leaving a tip.

If someone doesn't feel a tip is justified, fine, don't leave a tip. But leaving a trivial amount and a comment is just being an asshole. Something tells me a person like that probably wasn't an ideal customer.[/QUOTE]

I agree if I am that pissed I talk to a manager

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I see nothing!

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[quote=DynamiteRave;888930]I see nothing![/quote]

Fixed it.

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Robert Gryphon III

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I have a russian friend who literally drinks it like water with no noticeable effect...

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[quote=That Guy;889048]I have a russian friend who literally drinks it like water with no noticeable effect...[/quote]

I hear ya. I had a friend in high school, her Dad was straight off the boat from Russia. Dude was hardcore when it came to vodka. He was always in the middle of a bottle anytime we were over at her house. Russians don't mess around when it comes to boozin' that's for sure. And on top of that this guy was a workaholic. He owned his own auto repair shop and ran a motel on the side. I don't think he ever slept.

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Vodka is tricky though depending on the quality.

Was it like.. top shelf like ketel one or grey goose? Or was it that shit that comes in plastic bottles like vlad or Bankers Club? Man those are the worst, this coming from someone who adores white liquor. On a good night I can shoot grey goose, but I absolutely start heaving when it starts tasting like glass shards. Think Bacardi and start working down in terms of quality.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;889134]Vodka is tricky though depending on the quality. [/quote]

Effen vodka has always treated me kindly.

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[quote=mredskins;888906]Without knowing the whole story you really can't say. You would still tip someone even if they did a awful job; I wouldn't and have not and I have been the guest and the waiter[/quote]

kinda as I guessed, he's just a rich asshole

[quote][url=http://eater.com/archives/2012/02/24/rich-jerk-tips-1-advises-server-to-get-a-real-job.php]Rich Jerk Tips 1% and Advises Server to 'Get a Real Job' - Receiptrocity - Eater National[/url]

Many thanks to Twitterer @FutureExBanker for sending in this receipt as evidence that [B]"my jerk boss tips exactly 1%" because he "loathes the 99%."[/B] (And here's hoping that doing so doesn't make him or her a current ex-banker.)

The jerk boss also thinks that Breanna, a server at True Food Kitchen in Newport Beach, California, maybe ought to "get a real job." Well, she might have to if assholes keep on leaving her $1.33 on $135 tickets. Condolences to Breanna the server.[/quote]

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[quote=firstdown;887044]Yes[/quote]

Warpath campsite

Beer... and crabbing.. oh and beer!

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[quote=skinsfaninok;887979]I swear it's like some women just want deadbeats or beaters?? Wtf[/quote]

She beat his ass too

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Is that a reference to Fight Club or 300?

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[quote=Dirtbag59;889492]Is that a reference to Fight Club or 300?[/quote]


I think just the video game Smash Brothers. Link, Mario and Donkey Kong are in the picture. It is like Mortal Kombat with Mario characters, it is a real game they just don't looked jacked like that,

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[quote=mredskins;889506]I think just the video game Smash Brothers. Link, Mario and Donkey Kong are in the picture. It is like Mortal Kombat with Mario characters, it is a real game they just don't looked jacked like that,[/quote]

Well I know that, but the picture itself with the poses and overall art work looks like it's in reference to a movie. Either Fight Club or 300 though upon further review I'm guessing Fight Club. Makes more sense anyway.

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AVIS got a hit.

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Yup!

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Yup![/quote]

Somthing is up with your Photobucket account. Your pics aren't showing.

Edit: Never Mind.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;889516]Well I know that, but the picture itself with the poses and overall art work looks like it's in reference to a movie. Either Fight Club or 300 though upon further review I'm guessing Fight Club. Makes more sense anyway.

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AVIS got a hit.[/quote]

Sorry I didn't know your level of computer game nerd. And I think you are right it is a FC mash up.

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[quote=tryfuhl;889243]She beat his ass too[/quote]

Good, because according to the police report, he hit her first.

As soon as a man raises his hand at me, he's signing his death certificate.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;889520]Somthing is up with your Photobucket account. Your pics aren't showing.

Edit: Never Mind.[/quote]

I get overexcited and hit 'post' before I should.....too many nights playing Skyrim.