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[QUOTE=Schneed10;1144314]Let me guess, you guys are on a flat trajectory at work, perhaps even stuck in a go nowhere job, and your wives look used up and generally disappointed in their lives?[/QUOTE]



Actually I am on the verge of closing the biggest sales deal of my life tomorrow at the McGuire/Dix joint military base and my wife is smoking hot(you can friend me on Facebook- all her pictures are on there so you wont be so lonely on those drunken nights of yours), AND I am higher than you. [emoji106][emoji41]
Oh and today is our anniversary so I got some this morning and Ill get some tonight. You know Id say rite now is a pretty good time to be me, and I hope you are happy too (the psychedelics generally make you want other people to be happy too - even Schneeds)!
That reminds me aren't Schneeds the ones who ruin everything in Seuss's books?

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[quote=Schneed10;1144314]Let me guess, you guys are on a flat trajectory at work, perhaps even stuck in a go nowhere job, and your wives look used up and generally disappointed in their lives?[/quote]

:joecool:

LOL I always under estimate your harshness Schneed. Habitant gratis!

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[quote=punch it in;1144316]Actually I am on the verge of closing the biggest sales deal of my life tomorrow at the McGuire/Dix joint military base and my wife is smoking hot(you can friend me on Facebook- all her pictures are on there so you wont be so lonely on those drunken nights of yours), AND I am higher than you. [emoji106][emoji41]
Oh and today is our anniversary so I got some this morning and Ill get some tonight. You know Id say rite now is a pretty good time to be me, and I hope you are happy too (the psychedelics generally make you want other people to be happy too - even Schneeds)!
That reminds me aren't Schneeds the ones who ruin everything in Seuss's books?[/quote]

I don't friend losers. Congrats on closing a sales deal being your greatest accomplishment?

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;1144318]I don't friend losers. Congrats on closing a sales deal being your greatest accomplishment?[/QUOTE]



Not "a" sales deal - "thee" sales deal.
But it figures you would gravitate towards the deal and not the smoking hot wife as another mans greatest accomplishment. You might need three handfuls.

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[quote=punch it in;1144319]Not "a" sales deal - "thee" sales deal.
But it figures you would gravitate towards the deal and not the smoking hot wife as another mans greatest accomplishment. You might need three handfuls.[/quote]

I think you've got it twisted, I think you believe I care what you think about yourself or your wife.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;1144321]I think you've got it twisted, I think you believe I care what you think about yourself or your wife.[/QUOTE]



In the grand scheme of things....no not at all.
In the now? Yes your responses tell me I have garnered your attention this lovely afternoon.

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Is this her?

[YT]oMjRYSiKY1s[/YT]

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;1144323]Is this her?



[YT]oMjRYSiKY1s[/YT][/QUOTE]



Cant get the link to play on my phone, but it appears to be a very heavy lady getting tossed around in the ocean? That is certainly not my wife as she is not only smoking hot, but grew up on the ocean and is much more graceful wading in the sea than that mess. Now that could be my mother in law?

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Yes, only losers do drugs.

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In all fairness I think Chico referenced a 12 year old experience, and most of the comments were tongue in cheek psychedelic giraffe meme jokes - no need to get all Ronald Reagan in here. The world has bigger issues than mushrooms.

Edit : plus Schneeds tying together drugs with poor people who have ugly wives is way off base. Lol. Too many rich and famous riding the pharmaceutical highway and having cocaine with their cheerios. Im just trying to be fair to the broke dude with a trainwreck for a wife. Its not fair to single him out for getting high...

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[quote=punch it in;1144331]In all fairness I think Chico referenced a 12 year old experience, and most of the comments were tongue in cheek psychedelic giraffe meme jokes - no need to get all Ronald Reagan in here. The world has bigger issues than mushrooms.

Edit : plus Schneeds tying together drugs with poor people who have ugly wives is way off base. Lol. Too many rich and famous riding the pharmaceutical highway and having cocaine with their cheerios. Im just trying to be fair to the broke dude with a trainwreck for a wife. Its not fair to single him out for getting high...[/quote]

[YT]ndBjraV-3UY[/YT]

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[QUOTE=Chico23231;1144336][YT]ndBjraV-3UY[/YT][/QUOTE]


Lol. Anything I "may" partake in these days is pretty much as acceptable as alcohol now.
Who has 12 hours to kill anymore?

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[quote=punch it in;1144338]Lol. Anything I "may" partake in these days is pretty much as acceptable as alcohol now.
Who has 12 hours to kill anymore?[/quote]

I'm drug free (:Smoker: tweed doesn't count), but anytime I can post a Mitch Hedberg clip I'm going for it

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I have been meaning to respond to this thread for some time but then REALLY looked at my hand ...

Anybody got any Doritos??

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lack of drugs really f...d my life. I could have been a great musician.......
Damn you Nancy Reagan!