Kirk Cousins Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week for Week Three
 

Players would never get paid if the fan’s criteria for a contract was used lol

Kirk, we’re going to need you to stop throwing picks. Now we need you to beat a team with a winning record. Can you take the team to the playoffs? How about back to back winning seasons? Can you win games in prime time and completely out play guys way above your pay grade?

Ok, good job with all of that. Now we need you to put the team on your back and win games all by yourself. If you can do that maybe we’ll talk about a contract. Don’t worry by then we’ll think of a few more hoops for you to jump through.

Re: Kirk Cousins Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week for Week Three
 

I say you pay the man if he gets rid of that old van he drives. :)

Re: Kirk Cousins Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week for Week Three
 

[quote=MTK;1175371]Players would never get paid if the fan’s criteria for a contract was used lol

Kirk, we’re going to need you to stop throwing picks. Now we need you to beat a team with a winning record. Can you take the team to the playoffs? How about back to back winning seasons? Can you win games in prime time and completely out play guys way above your pay grade?

Ok, good job with all of that. Now we need you to put the team on your back and win games all by yourself. If you can do that maybe we’ll talk about a contract. Don’t worry by then we’ll think of a few more hoops for you to jump through.[/quote]

You could easily have signed that rant with this:

Sincerely,
Daniel Synder

Re: Kirk Cousins Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week for Week Three
 

My man Westbrook just resigned for 5 additional years with my favorite NBA team. So pumped. I'm in the signing mood, wish we could still negotiate with Cousins. Give him his 25 million and end this tea party.